Artist: Cledus T Judd
[A]If Shania was mine wouldn't be proud of me
[E]Couldn't hardly blame her cause I'm so derned ugly [A]
But on our first date we could have a good time
[E]If I got her on the Moonsh[A]ine
[A]If Shania was mine say it fit just right
Though my polyester [E]suit was just a little too[A] tight
And there's no way I'd have bad hair day
[E]Cause I'd buy a new t[A]upi
[D]Though I'd love to seduce h[A]er
But she married [D]her producer
And all I do is [E]pray
Pray, Pray, she'll get a divorce someday
[CHORUS]
If Shania was mine I think [D]I'd lose my mind [A]
[E]
If she only teased me[A] , squeezed me, pleased me one good time
And if she only knew, all the [D]things I'd Do [E]
I'd be the lawn mowin Crop growin, tatter[G] pealing
[D]House cleaning kind [E]
[A]If Shania was mine
[A]Well if Shania was mine she'd have to better agree
[E]Can't no one cook road kill better than me [A]
And a dozen mountain oysters and some ole fat back
[E]She'd say, mmm, I like it like that [A]
A[D]nd all I do is wonder who's better boots are bent under
And know all I do is wine [E]
Now Wine, wine that girl so dog gone fine
(Repeat Chorus)
[A]If Shania, If Shania, If Shania, If Shania
If[E] Shania was mine
Submitted By: Shane Littrell
[E]Couldn't hardly blame her cause I'm so derned ugly [A]
But on our first date we could have a good time
[E]If I got her on the Moonsh[A]ine
[A]If Shania was mine say it fit just right
Though my polyester [E]suit was just a little too[A] tight
And there's no way I'd have bad hair day
[E]Cause I'd buy a new t[A]upi
[D]Though I'd love to seduce h[A]er
But she married [D]her producer
And all I do is [E]pray
Pray, Pray, she'll get a divorce someday
[CHORUS]
If Shania was mine I think [D]I'd lose my mind [A]
[E]
If she only teased me[A] , squeezed me, pleased me one good time
And if she only knew, all the [D]things I'd Do [E]
I'd be the lawn mowin Crop growin, tatter[G] pealing
[D]House cleaning kind [E]
[A]If Shania was mine
[A]Well if Shania was mine she'd have to better agree
[E]Can't no one cook road kill better than me [A]
And a dozen mountain oysters and some ole fat back
[E]She'd say, mmm, I like it like that [A]
A[D]nd all I do is wonder who's better boots are bent under
And know all I do is wine [E]
Now Wine, wine that girl so dog gone fine
(Repeat Chorus)
[A]If Shania, If Shania, If Shania, If Shania
If[E] Shania was mine
Submitted By: Shane Littrell
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