Did I Shave My Back For This chords

(N.C.) A Mason jar full of [E]shine (Walk up to 'A')
A CD [A]of LeAnn [E]Rimes.
Is what I bought for our anniversary to [B7]night.
[E]Now here I stand, with my Pe [A]tunias in [E]hand.
And you've got a [B]headache ag [E]ain.

I hit [E/G#]a yar[A]d sale, cut my toenails,
Trimmed my [E]nose hairs just right.
I thought you'd [A]be impressed, by my new huntin' vest,
But there's [B7]no chance to [E]night.
It ain't the first time this year; it'll be the [A]TV and [E]beer.
I 'bout forgot what it's like to be [B7]kissed.
As I [E]sleep on the floor, while she [A]sniffles and [E]snores.
Did I shave my [B7]back for [E]this?

Now I (N.C.) bet she'll reg [E]ret (Walk up to 'A')
The fact that [A]she didn't [E]let,
Me take her to that motel with a [B7]pool.
You know it's [E]so hard to find free HB [A]O and Show [E]time.
And them vibratin' [B]beds sure are [E]cool.

I souped up the [A]RV, fired up my Flowbe,
Trimmed my [E]toupee just right.
Tried self- [A] -tanning cream, it turned my skin green,
Errr, you know the [B7]directions said that it [E]might.
Well it's a mystery to me, why she don't [A]like Cledus [E]T.
Most find me hard to re [B7]sist.
I'm wearin' [E]my brand new drawers, and wonderin' [A]what the heck [E]for!
Did I shave my [B7]back for this?

Deanna, did [E]I shave my [B7]back for [A]this?
Ooh ooh [E7]ooh.