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Well [C]here's how this whole mess got started
Had a [Em]stripper at a bachelor party
I [Am]knew when she jumped out of that cake
[F]We were meant to be [G]
The [C]next date we both flew off to Vegas
I [Em]must have been an ignoramus
I [Am]honestly believed that she
[F]Loved me just for me
[G]Oh it wasn't [Am]six months [F]it came to an [C]end
[G]I walked out of the [Am]courtroom crying
[F]She left with a grin

Cause she got [C]half
And I said [G]"OW!"
I mean [Am]dang
That comes to [F]nearly fifty [C]thou
Per [G]date
My [Am]butt had never been so [F]chafed
Cause she got [C]half

I [C]wondered if I'd remain lonely
Or [Em]would I find my one and only
[Am]Then the answer to my prayers
Ap [F]peared on my TV [G]
The [C]cutest little tarot card reader
I [Em]knew that I just had to meet her
[Am]Then she said it was in the cards
For [F]her to marry me
[G]Oh wasn't [Am]three months later I was [F]back in court a [C]gain
[G]No way she [Am]could have predicted
The [F]way it would end

Cause I got [C]half
And she said [G]"OW!"
Two dollars a [Am]minute
So every [F]one call right now
[C]Your
Future aw [G]aits
And [Am]I will be the next Bill [F]Gates
Cause I get [C]half

Some [G]times you're better off as friends
Cause [F]if it ever ends

Then [G]they get [C]half
And you'll say [G]"OW"
So I'm not [Am]looking to get [F]married right now
[C]I've got a [G]date
With a [Am]beautiful Playboy Play [F]mate
Who won't get [C]half