If George Strait Starts Dancin chords

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Every [D]time a country awards show [G]comes on my T [D]V
I'm forced to put up with some [E]choreograph [A]y
I [D]really like She-Daisy and Sara Evans is mighty [G]fine
But I prefer my country [D]music without [A]all that bump and gr [D]ind

So Sha [G]nia put some clothes on
Stop [D]prancin' all around
And Mark [E]Miller I get dizzy watching you sp [A]in with Sawyer Brown
[D]Even Jo Dee Messina's shaking her hips and all of her [G]red
But if [D]George Strait starts dancing somebody sh [A]oot me in the [D]head

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Well you [E]never saw Hank Jr. do the el [A]ectric bugal [E]oo
And I can't see Merle Haggard moon [F#]walking in his [B]boots
Now, [E]Faith Hill is a diva and she can shake her bootyful [A]thing
But I prefer my country [E]singers to just [B]hold real still and [E]sing

So Kenny [A]Chesney keep your hat on
Quit tr [E]ying to get down
[F#]You don't see Brad Paisley sugar [B]footin like James Brown
[E]Even the Dixie Chicks got their groove on in Earl's [A]dead
But if [E]George Strait starts dancing somebody sh [B]oot me in the [E]head

Last [C#m]night I had a bad dream that [A]country was going (No Chord) pop
I seen [F#]Alan Jackson break dancing while [B]McGraw did the robot

So Trace [A]Adkins put one glove on if you're [E]gonna dance like that
You [F#]move like Michael Jackson but you [B]wear a cowboy hat
Now [E]I don't much agree with what Lee Ann Womack [A]said
So if [E]George Strait starts dancin somebody sh [B]oot me in the [E]head
If George Strait starts dancin somebody sh [B]oot me in the [E]head