Refried Beans chords

[INTRO]
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[G]Last Friday evenin'
I went to dry heavin'
[C]Bent over double in [G]pain
From out of my mouth
And right on a new Lexus
One [A7]hell of a load I sure [D]swang
On my [G]knees I was throwin'
The owner was goin'
In [C]side to pay for his gaso [A7]line
I'm in a [G]mess at the Texaco
[D]Barfin' up refried [G]beans

I'm [C]down at the Texaco
[F]Sick as a [C]dog
[G]My stomach's churnin'
My [D]tail end is [G]raw
I [C]swear it's the last time
I'll [G]eat another taco sup [Em]reme [C]
I'm in a [G]mess at the Texaco
[D]Barfin' up refried [G]beans

No this [G]picture ain't purdy
I ate number 30
And [C]drank too much Mexican [G]beer
Four shots of tequila
Don't mix with fajitas
I'm [A7]prayin' a bathroom is [D]near
I O [G]D'd on tamales and green guacamole
Lord, I [C]hope that the toilet is [A7]clean
I'm in a [G]mess at the Texaco
[D]Barfin' up refried [G]beans

I'm [C]down at the Texaco
[F]Smell like a [C]hog
[G]Knee deep in poo poo
The comm [D]ode was [G]clogged
Who [C]used it the last time
[G]Ooo boy did it st [Em]ink [C]
Shoo-- [G]wee at the Texaco
Be [D]cause of those refried [G]beans

I'm [C]down at the Texaco
[F]Where's Tim Mc [C]Graw?
While [G]I'm sittin here peelin'
The [D]paint off the [G]walls
He's [C]probably sippin fine wine
And [G]dining on fancy cuis [Em]ine [C]
While I'm [G]here at the Texaco
From [D]eatin' them refried [G]beans [C]
A [G]mess at the Texaco from [D]eatin them refried [G]beans