Refried Beans chords

[INTRO]
[G] xxx [D] xxx [G] xxx [D] xxx

[G] Lastx Friday evenin'
I went to dry heavin'
[C]Bentx over double in [G] painx
From out of my mouth
And right on a new Lexus
One [A7] hellx of a load I sure [D] swangx
On my [G] kneesx I was throwin'
The owner was goin'
In [C] sidex to pay for his gaso [A7] linex
I'm in a [G] messx at the Texaco
[D]Barfin'x up refried [G] beansx

I'm [C] downx at the Texaco
[F]Sickx as a [C] dogx
[G] Myx stomach's churnin'
My [D] tailx end is [G] rawx
I [C] swearx it's the last time
I'll [G] eatx another taco sup [Em] remex [C] xxx
I'm in a [G] messx at the Texaco
[D]Barfin'x up refried [G] beansx

No this [G] picturex ain't purdy
I ate number 30
And [C] drankx too much Mexican [G] beerx
Four shots of tequila
Don't mix with fajitas
I'm [A7] prayin'x a bathroom is [D] nearx
I O [G] D'dx on tamales and green guacamole
Lord, I [C] hopex that the toilet is [A7] cleanx
I'm in a [G] messx at the Texaco
[D]Barfin'x up refried [G] beansx

I'm [C] downx at the Texaco
[F]Smellx like a [C] hogx
[G] Kneex deep in poo poo
The comm [D] odex was [G] cloggedx
Who [C] usedx it the last time
[G]Ooox boy did it st [Em] inkx [C] xxx
Shoo-- [G] weex at the Texaco
Be [D] causex of those refried [G] beansx

I'm [C] downx at the Texaco
[F]Where'sx Tim Mc [C] Graw?x
While [G] I'mx sittin here peelin'
The [D] paintx off the [G] wallsx
He's [C] probablyx sippin fine wine
And [G] diningx on fancy cuis [Em] inex [C] xxx
While I'm [G] herex at the Texaco
From [D] eatin'x them refried [G] beansx [C] xxx
A [G] messx at the Texaco from [D] eatinx them refried [G] beansx