Cooter chords

[E]Now, we all know the pride of Hazzard County, Bo and [B]Luke
Uncle Jesse, and let's not forget Miss Daisy [E]Duke
Rosco, don't you know, that sheriff was no straight [A]shooter
Some may hate Boss [E]Hogg, but man, we [B]all love [E]Cooter

[E]The girls down at the Boar's Nest used to love to see 'em [B]comin'
There ain't much in that little town them Duke boys ain't tried [E]jumpin'
And when we hear that General Lee's familiar "Di[A]xie" hooter
We all knew that [E]soon we'd get to [B]see a little [E]Cooter

[E]Now, Cooter is the reason that TV show was so [B]hot
And Bo and Luke, they hung out with Cooter quite a [E]lot
And when they took Cooter for a ride in them back-[A]woods
They did things with [E]Cooter (ha ha!) [B]no man ever [E]should

[E]Cooter kept them boys' engine fired up and [B]smokin'
No matter how they tore it up, Cooter kept on [E]goin'
No such thing as GPS or On-Star [A]computer
Them there boys didn't [E]need no help when it [B]came to findin' [E]Cooter

[E]Now, we have every episode on high def D V [B]D
And we love to watch ol' Bo hood slide across our big T [E]V
And Daisy in her short shorts could not be any [A]cuter
But what we really want to [E]see is a [B]whole lot more [E]Cooter

[E]For those of you who think this song could not be any [A]cruder
Get your mind out of the [E]gutter; I'm just [B]talkin' about [E]Cooter