Artist: Cledus T Judd
[INTRO]
Ricky [G]Tidwell was a great athlete
He was a [C]big strong boy that was quick on his feet
And every [G]college in the country wanted Ricky blockin' on their [D]line
Oh when the [G]scouts came knocking on Ricky's door
They [C]didn't want to talk to young Rick no more
When they [G]saw his mama she's the [D]one they wanted to [G]sign
She was a real bold woman raised on a farm
Had [C]Bear Bryant tattooed on her forearm
She was [G]meaner than heck and ran the 40 in 4. [D]3
She could [G]squat 600 bench press 5
The [C]hands down meanest homemaker alive
Got a [G]scholarship playing line [D]backer in the SE [G]C [G7]
Ricky [C]Tidwell's mama is gonna play football
Her [G]real name's Doris but they're gonna call her "Too [D]Tall"
She's got [G]shoulders and a hind end four foot wide
[C]Going to college on a [C7]full ride
Mrs. [G]Tidwell's will you [D]play in the [F]NC- [C] -double- [G] -A
She'd [G]wash all her team mates uniforms
Tucked [C]everybody in the football dorms
[G]Cooked the game meal, said the Lord's prayer
You're [D]missing a jockstrap? She's got a spare
[G]Crawled in the huddle, and called all the plays
The [C]only one tough enough to go both ways
Got a [G]mouth full of mud, scarred up knees
[D]Cussing out the coaches and the referees
Ricky [C]Tidwell's mama's gonna play football
Her [G]real name's Doris
Everbody calls her "Too [D]Tall"
They say she's a [G]fine young man but she's really not
Ricky's [C]mama was the master of the [C7]cheap shot
And on the [G]triple option [D]play she'd [F]ruin [C]your [G]day
She led the [F]team in tackles and the [C]league in sacks
Res [G]ponsible for killing nine running backs
But the [F]school's reputation [C]was destroyed
They [G]accused Ricky's mama of [D]ster [D7]oids
Ricky [C]Tidwell's mama's on probation
Now the [G]college is started their investiga [D]tion
They wouldn't leave [G]poor Ricky Tidwell's mama alone
Said [C]she'd been takin' male [C7]hormones
Mrs. [G]Tidwell's gonna be [D]hell
In the [F]N- [C] -F [G] -L
Ricky Tidwell's mama
Ricky [G]Tidwell was a great athlete
He was a [C]big strong boy that was quick on his feet
And every [G]college in the country wanted Ricky blockin' on their [D]line
Oh when the [G]scouts came knocking on Ricky's door
They [C]didn't want to talk to young Rick no more
When they [G]saw his mama she's the [D]one they wanted to [G]sign
She was a real bold woman raised on a farm
Had [C]Bear Bryant tattooed on her forearm
She was [G]meaner than heck and ran the 40 in 4. [D]3
She could [G]squat 600 bench press 5
The [C]hands down meanest homemaker alive
Got a [G]scholarship playing line [D]backer in the SE [G]C [G7]
Ricky [C]Tidwell's mama is gonna play football
Her [G]real name's Doris but they're gonna call her "Too [D]Tall"
She's got [G]shoulders and a hind end four foot wide
[C]Going to college on a [C7]full ride
Mrs. [G]Tidwell's will you [D]play in the [F]NC- [C] -double- [G] -A
She'd [G]wash all her team mates uniforms
Tucked [C]everybody in the football dorms
[G]Cooked the game meal, said the Lord's prayer
You're [D]missing a jockstrap? She's got a spare
[G]Crawled in the huddle, and called all the plays
The [C]only one tough enough to go both ways
Got a [G]mouth full of mud, scarred up knees
[D]Cussing out the coaches and the referees
Ricky [C]Tidwell's mama's gonna play football
Her [G]real name's Doris
Everbody calls her "Too [D]Tall"
They say she's a [G]fine young man but she's really not
Ricky's [C]mama was the master of the [C7]cheap shot
And on the [G]triple option [D]play she'd [F]ruin [C]your [G]day
She led the [F]team in tackles and the [C]league in sacks
Res [G]ponsible for killing nine running backs
But the [F]school's reputation [C]was destroyed
They [G]accused Ricky's mama of [D]ster [D7]oids
Ricky [C]Tidwell's mama's on probation
Now the [G]college is started their investiga [D]tion
They wouldn't leave [G]poor Ricky Tidwell's mama alone
Said [C]she'd been takin' male [C7]hormones
Mrs. [G]Tidwell's gonna be [D]hell
In the [F]N- [C] -F [G] -L
Ricky Tidwell's mama
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