Verse: [D] , [A] , G
Pre Chorus: Bm , G , D , A , G
Chorus: D , A , G , Bm , A
[KEY CHANGE] CHORUS: E , B , A , Cm , B
[D] , [A] , [G]
[INTRO]
[Spoken]
[D]Instead of people actually telling their stories
[A]You just got a bunch of millionaire metrosexuals that have never done a hard days work in their lives
[G]But instead of just sort of figuring out the phrases and the words that they can pander into their crowd with
[D]They just sort of list these words and phrases off
[A]mad-lib style in every song and pander to them
[G]Words like...
[VERSE]
[Sung]
[D]Dirt road
Cold beer
[A]Blue jeans
[G]Red pickup
[D]Rural noun, simple adjective
[Spoken]
[A] , [G]
And when you're not singing you just talk in the middle like this
[D]No shoes
No shirt
[A]No Jews
[G]You didn't hear that
[Spoken]
[D]You also didn't not hear it
[A] , [G]
[PRE CHORUS]
[Bm]I walk and talk like a field hand
[G]But the boots I'm wearing cost five grand
[D]I write songs about riding t[A]ractors
From the c[G]omfort of a private jet
[CHORUS]
[D]I can sing in mandarin
[A]And still know I'm pandering
[G]Hunting deer and chasing trout
[Bm]Cold Bud Light with the l[A]ogo facing out
[D]Hear that subtle mandolin
[A]That's textbook pandering
[G]I own a private ranch that I rarely u[Bm]se
[A]
[INTERLUDE]
[Spoken]
[D] , [A] , [G]
One verse, one chorus in the bag
Now it's time to talk to the ladies
I am hoping my Southern charm offsets all these rape-y vibes I'm putting out
[VERSE]
[Sung]
[D]Good girl
In a straw hat
[A]With her arms o[G]ut in a corn field
[D] , [A] , [G]
That's a scarecrow sorry. Thought that was a human woman. start that over again
[D]Cold night
Cold beer
[A]Cold jeans
[G]Strike that last one
[D]I want you
I hope you're feeling m[A]e
[Spoken]
Once again just [G]talking in the middle
[PRE CHORUS]
[Bm]We go to bed and you doze off
[G]So I take your country girl clothes off
[D]I put my hands on your body
[A]It feels like hay, it's a f[G]ucking scarecrow again
[CHORUS]
[D]White mics and pampering
[A]Fuck your ears I'm pandering
[G]I write songs for the people who do
[Bm]Jobs in the towns that I've n[A]ever moved to
[D]Legalize gerrymandering
[A]Tolerate my pandering
[G]You got a beautiful mouth
I got a beautiful d[Bm]ick.
[Spoken]
You dumb motherfuckers want a k[A]ey change?
[KEY CHANGE] CHORUS
[E]Thematically meandering
[B]phatically pandering
[A]I got a tight grip on my demo's balls
[C#m]Say the word "truck" and they ji[B]zz in their overalls
[E]You don't know what land you're in
[B]I'm in the land of pandering
[A]And I'll be upfront
[C#m]I do what I do cause I'm a to[B]tal fucking cu[E]n-try boy
Pre Chorus: Bm , G , D , A , G
Chorus: D , A , G , Bm , A
[KEY CHANGE] CHORUS: E , B , A , Cm , B
[D] , [A] , [G]
[INTRO]
[Spoken]
[D]Instead of people actually telling their stories
[A]You just got a bunch of millionaire metrosexuals that have never done a hard days work in their lives
[G]But instead of just sort of figuring out the phrases and the words that they can pander into their crowd with
[D]They just sort of list these words and phrases off
[A]mad-lib style in every song and pander to them
[G]Words like...
[VERSE]
[Sung]
[D]Dirt road
Cold beer
[A]Blue jeans
[G]Red pickup
[D]Rural noun, simple adjective
[Spoken]
[A] , [G]
And when you're not singing you just talk in the middle like this
[D]No shoes
No shirt
[A]No Jews
[G]You didn't hear that
[Spoken]
[D]You also didn't not hear it
[A] , [G]
[PRE CHORUS]
[Bm]I walk and talk like a field hand
[G]But the boots I'm wearing cost five grand
[D]I write songs about riding t[A]ractors
From the c[G]omfort of a private jet
[CHORUS]
[D]I can sing in mandarin
[A]And still know I'm pandering
[G]Hunting deer and chasing trout
[Bm]Cold Bud Light with the l[A]ogo facing out
[D]Hear that subtle mandolin
[A]That's textbook pandering
[G]I own a private ranch that I rarely u[Bm]se
[A]
[INTERLUDE]
[Spoken]
[D] , [A] , [G]
One verse, one chorus in the bag
Now it's time to talk to the ladies
I am hoping my Southern charm offsets all these rape-y vibes I'm putting out
[VERSE]
[Sung]
[D]Good girl
In a straw hat
[A]With her arms o[G]ut in a corn field
[D] , [A] , [G]
That's a scarecrow sorry. Thought that was a human woman. start that over again
[D]Cold night
Cold beer
[A]Cold jeans
[G]Strike that last one
[D]I want you
I hope you're feeling m[A]e
[Spoken]
Once again just [G]talking in the middle
[PRE CHORUS]
[Bm]We go to bed and you doze off
[G]So I take your country girl clothes off
[D]I put my hands on your body
[A]It feels like hay, it's a f[G]ucking scarecrow again
[CHORUS]
[D]White mics and pampering
[A]Fuck your ears I'm pandering
[G]I write songs for the people who do
[Bm]Jobs in the towns that I've n[A]ever moved to
[D]Legalize gerrymandering
[A]Tolerate my pandering
[G]You got a beautiful mouth
I got a beautiful d[Bm]ick.
[Spoken]
You dumb motherfuckers want a k[A]ey change?
[KEY CHANGE] CHORUS
[E]Thematically meandering
[B]phatically pandering
[A]I got a tight grip on my demo's balls
[C#m]Say the word "truck" and they ji[B]zz in their overalls
[E]You don't know what land you're in
[B]I'm in the land of pandering
[A]And I'll be upfront
[C#m]I do what I do cause I'm a to[B]tal fucking cu[E]n-try boy
Used chords
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