My Little Secret Chords & Lyrics - Bo Burnham

[INTRO]

[Am] [F] [C] [G]

[Am]People think im ta[F]ll, you probably do t[C]oo,
Cause i got a big h[G]at size and a 16 shoe. [Am] [F] [C] [G]
As ta[Am]ll as a tre[F]e, but as wide as a twi[C]g,
To top it all of[G]f, my weener is a.[Am] ..ti[F]ny [C] [G]
[Am]It doesnt make any se[F]nse, its only 2 1/[C]2
Whenever i'm na[G]ked even asians laugh (sry)
[Am]It'll be like not[F]hing youve ever f[C]elt
Im the only g[G]uy who needs a condom belt[Am] ...([F]wha[C]t?)[G]

[Am] [F] [C] [G]

[Am]Please dont be me[F]an, please dont be a j[C]erk
Ive tried all those p[G]ills trust me they dont wo[Am]rk. [F] [C] [G]
[Am]If girth was a vir[F]tue, I'd end up in hell[C] ,
Right now I'm e[G]rect, and you can't even te[Am]ll. [F] [C] [G]
[Am]I hate myse[F]lf, Why isnt it lo[C]ng?
Did my circum[G]cision go horribly wron[Am]g? [F] [C] [G]
[Am]When my girlfriend s[F]aw it she started to s[C]ob,
"I can o[G]nly give you a fing[Am]er-j[F]ob&[C]quo[G]t;

[Am] [F] [C] [G]

[Am]I wanna be the s[F]tud, now i'm the sto[C]oge.
It wouldn't be wie[G]rd, if my balls weren't so h[Am]uge.[F] [C] [A]
[Am]I guess it would be gr[F]eat if i was hung like a [C]horse,
But i gotta let na[G]ture take its cour[Am]se..[F] . [C] [G]
just kidding im hu[Am]ge.