Cant Handle This Chords & Lyrics - Bo Burnham

[INTRO]

[D] [F#m/C#] [Bm] [G] x2

[D]Can I say my shit?
New York, C[F#m/C#]an I say my shit?
I've got lots of shit to [Bm]say
I've got lots of shit to say ([G]Ooh)

(Spoken)
[D]I can't fit my hand inside a Pringle can. I have a huge amount of trouble
Fitting m[F#m/C#]y hand inside of a Pringle can, I can get my hand like four inches into the can
But then I have to t[Bm]ilt the can into my mouth
[Bm]But then a bunch of crumbs have accumulated at the bottom of the can
[G]So they all go spilling onto my face

What I'm trying to say is the diameter of P[D]ringle cans is way too small
[D]I'll say it again
The diameter of Prin[F#m/C#]gle cans is way too small. Two radiuses of a Pringle can is way too small
[Bm]If you feel me, put your hands up Come on!
[Bm]If you feel me, put your hands up
[G]Look at all these hands that are way too big to fit inside of Pringle cans
[D]Your hands are too big to fit inside a Pringle can. Your hands are too big to fit inside a Pringle can
[F#m/C#]You think you can, I know you can't, you think you can

(Spoken)

[F#m/C#]Pringles!
Listen to the [Bm]people, I am sure ninety percent of the complaint letters you get
[Bm]Are about the width of your cans
Just make them wi[G]der. I've overdone the Pringles thing, sorry

[D]I want to have a daughter
[D]Want to have a daughter

(Spoken)

[F#m/C#]So I can finally have someone around the house who can fit their hands in the Pringle can
Yes, I'm still on the [Bm]Pringle cans thing! Yeah! I'll move on, alright?

[G]But that is priority número uno
[D]I don't go to the gym because I'm self-conscious about my body
[F#m/C#]But I'm self-conscious about my body cause I don't go to the gym
Irony can be so [Bm]painful
That's a Catch-2[G]2 (Ooh!) Let's do this!
[D]I went to Chipotle
[D]When at Chipotle
[F#m/C#]Got myself a chicken burrito

(Spoken)
[Bm]I went down the line and I got all these ingredients and at the end of the line
The guy tried to wrap the b[G]urrito, but half of the shit inside the burrito spilled out
[G]He still wrapped it
[G]I was like, dude you should have warned me!
[D]You're a burrito expert You should have told me halfway through!
"Hey, man. You might be reaching maximum burrito cap[F#m/C#]acity here"
[F#m/C#]Do you think I want a messy burrito?
[F#m/C#]No one wants a messy burrito
The whole ap[Bm]peal of the burrito is that all of the ingredients are contained
[Bm]Within the confines of the tortilla
[G]I wouldn't have gotten half of the shit if I knew it wasn't gonna fit in the burrito! Alright? Look

I wouldn't have got the let[D]tuce if I knew it wouldn't fit
I wouldn't have got the che[D]ese if I knew it wouldn't fit
I wouldn't have got the pep[F#m/C#]pers if I knew it wouldn't fit
[F#m/C#]I wouldn't have got - Half of it
Like, [Bm]I'm okay with small mistakes
If you've got no more chicken, I'll take p[G]ork
But I'll blow my dad before I eat a bur[A]rito with a f[D]ork
I wouldn't have got the let[D]tuce if I knew it wouldn't fit
I wouldn't have got the che[F#m/C#]ese if I knew it wouldn't fit
I wouldn't have got the pepp[F#m/C#]ers if I knew they wouldn't fit. Man, I wouldn't have got half of it, like
[Bm]Half of it, like
[Bm]Half of it, like
[Bm]Half of it, like
[Bm]Half of it right n[G]ow
I th[G]ink it's time I
Th[G]ink it's time, I think that we break it down

[Short Interlude]

[D] [F#m/C#] [Bm] [G]

(Spoken)

[D]I can sit here and pretend like my biggest problems are
Pringle cans, a[F#m/C#]nd burritos
The truth is, my biggest problem's y[Bm]ou
[Bm]I want to please you
[Bm]But I want to stay true to myself
[G]I want to give you the night out that you deserve
[G]But I want to say what I think
[G]And not care what you think about it

[D]Part of me loves you
[D]Part of me hates you
[F#m/C#]Part of me needs you
[F#m/C#]Part of me fears you
[Bm]And I don't think that I can handle this right now
[Bm]Handle this right n[G]ow
[G]I don't think that I can handle this right now
[D]I don't think that I can handle this right now
[D]I don't think that I can handle this right now
[F#m/C#]I don't think that I can handle this right now
[F#m/C#]Look at them, they're just staring at me
Like, "c[Bm]ome and watch the skinny kid with a steadily declining mental he[G]alth
And la[G]ugh as he attempts
To give you what he ca[A]nnot give hi[D]mself

[D]I don't think that I can handle this right now
[D]I don't think that I can handle this right now
[F#m/C#]They don't even know the half of this right now
[F#m/C#]They don't even know the half of it
[Bm]But I know I'm not a doctor
I'm a pussy, I put on a silly sh[G]ow
So I should probably just shut up and do my j[A]ob
[D]So here I go

[D]I wouldn't have got the lettuce if I knew it wouldn't fit
I wouldn't have got the ch[F#m/C#]eese if I knew it wouldn't fit
I wouldn't have got the p[F#m/C#]eppers if I knew they wouldn't fit
[F#m/C#]I wouldn't have got half
[Bm]You can tell them anything if
[Bm]You just make it funny, make it rh[G]yme
And if they st[G]ill don't understand you
Then you r[G]un it one more t[D]ime

[D]I don't think that I can handle this right now (Haa!)
Handle this right ([F#m/C#]Hoo!)
[F#m/C#]Handle this right
You don't even know the half of this right [Bm]now
[Bm]Right now (Haa!)
[G]Handle this right now
[G]Handle this right
[G]Handle this right n[D]ow

[N.C]Thank you, good night!
[N.C]I hope you're happy