Whats Funny Chords & Lyrics - Bo Burnham

My sh[D]ow is a little bit silly an[G]d a little bit [D]pretentious [G]
Like Sh[D]akespeare's willy or N[G]oam Chomsky[Bmin] wearing a strap on, [A]
It's [D]also a little bit gay an[G]d a little off[D]ensive, [G]
Like Th[D]anksgiving Day or Noa[G]m Chomsky [Bmin]wearing a strap on, [A]
So put your cell ph[D]ones to vibrate, [G]
And put your vibrato[Bmin]rs to cell phone [A]mode,
[D]Welcome to the show it goes a little[G] bit like this, [Bmin]
JOKE... (la[A]ugh)... exactly.
[D]Welcome to my flow it flows a litt[G]le bit like this, [Bmin]
With a rap [A]a dist and a,
[D]Swift rap on the wrist a[G] wrap and a kiss,
[Bmin]Like Hershey's wrapping a kiss shit. [A]
[D]I got a show that'll test ya [G]kids,
Then ask [Bmin]one question and the question is, [A]
What's funn[D]y? What's funny? What's funny? What's funny? [G]
What's funny? What's funny? What's funny? Funny? F-funn[A]y?
Oh, Hum[D]or is often linked to s[G]hared experien[Bmin]ce, [A]
Like a guy[D] gets up and says,
"have you n[G]oticed that public restrooms have really inefficien[Bmin]t hand dryers, [A]
Oh my god, [D]yes I have, HA [G]HA HA, [Bmin]
Really good point, [A]they should fix that, [D]
Its g[G]ood to know that somebody fin[Bmin]ally gets me, [A]
because my wife div[D]orced me which Sub-Consciously forced me, [G]
to l[Bmin]ose all sense of self. [A]
So its ni[D]ce to think about hand dryers[G] and not that cheating who[Bmin]re, [A]
Because stand[D] up comedy is actually pretty e[G]asy, [Bmin] [A]
If you're an asian[D] comic just get up and sa[G]y,
"My mothers got the weirdes[Bmin]t fucking accent" [A]
then just do, a[D] chinese accent, bec[G]ause everybody laughs at the chinese acce[Bmin]nt, [A]
Because they privatel[D]y thought that your people were laughable[G] ,
And now you've given them[Bmin] the chance to express that in public[A] ,
If you're a musi[D]cal comic, just give 'em a lit[G]tle weird voice inflect[Bmin]ion [A]
[D] [G] [Bmin] [stop]
Then take a Viagra and slap 'em with a rock hard misdirection
What's funn[D]y? What's funny? What's funny? What's funny? [G]
What's funny? What's funny? What's funny? Funny? F-funn[A]y?
[stop]
TOURETTE'S!
What's funn[D]y? What's funny? What's funny? What's funny? [G]
What's funny? What's funny? What's funny? Funny? F-funn[A]y? And the audience says
When I was a baby, ma[D]ybe I laughed at peop[G]le jiggling keys, [Bmin] [A]
Now I'm older[D] and bolder,
And just get mad 'ca[G]use i notice that the keys are to a Hummer[Bmin] , [A]
Fuck my life I[D] don't fuck my wife, [G]
so fuck my wife an[Bmin]d fuck my life, [A]
and my son is gay, but[D] not sitcom gay, [G]
My daughter's a whore lik[Bmin]e another girl who used to be her mother[A] ,
But the marr[D]iage made her miss merry americana, [G]
[Bmin]I want a teen without screamin[A]g prima-donna,
But the radi[D]cal feminists made my wif[G]e a man, [Bmin] [A]
And if I die[D] happy the situation [G]will be autoerotic asphyx[Bmin]iation, [A]
[D]I hate my life [G]and it hates me back, [Bmin] [A]
and my friend is black, [D]
but I [G]don't know what to call him, so [Bmin]I just call him[A] ...
[D]"Yo wha[G]tup Jamaal?&quo[Bmin]t;,
[stop] [A]
Even though his name is Steve,
I [D]Hate my job I hate my life, hate my kids[G] I hate my wife,
[Bmin]Jews would know I do it; Judas beat [A]me to it,
[D]I'm slowly slipping into a solipsistic[G] coma, [Bmin] [A]
A [just strum angrily a bunch of times]
And I masturbate because I'm the only one who's standards are low enough to fuck me....

.....
What's funn[D]y? What's funny? What's funny? What's funny? [G]
What's funny? What's funny? What's funny? Funny? F-funn[A]y?
[stop]
*pop* It's a boy!
What's funn[D]y? What's funny? What's funny? What's funny? [G]
What's funny? What's funny? What's funny? Funny? F-funn[A]y?
Hopefully this [D] [A] [D]