It Was A Shit Show chords

[VERSE 1]
I lo[D]ve you, yes
And I’ll con[F#m]fess
The thought of s[Am7]taying is so en[D7]ticing
And when you s[G7]peak, my knees get w[C7]eak
I can’t be[F#m]lieve what I’m s[B7]acrificing
But l[Em7]et’s get r[Em]eal, we know the [Gm]deal
So d[F#m]arling le[F#]t’s not[Bm] tip-toe
This thing we [Em7]had was not just [A]bad,[A7]
it was a [D]shit show

[VERSE 2]
[A7]We can’t und[D]o, can’t make am[F#m]ends
Dysfunction [Am7]is our lingua fr[D7]anca
We can’t unsc[G7]rew each other f[C7]riends
We’re Jerry Sp[F#m7]ringer, not Casab[B7]lanca
There’s ‘hard to g[Em]et’, then there’s negl[Gm]ect
To say it’s f[F#7]ate, you’d h[F#]ave to be a [Bm]bit slo[Bm7]w
Not to be c[Em7]rass, but this sucked as[A]s
This was a s[D]hit show

[BRIDGE]
Che[A#]rnobyl next to [Gm]us looks like a [D]campfire
[A#]Hurricane [Gm]Katrina was just bad [D]weather
We have chem[A#]istry, of co[Gm]urse, but that’s a [D]formula for [Fm]divorce
A pl[Em7]ay about pieces of feces is what we are tog[A]ether

[VERSE 3]
[A]Oh, what the h[D]ell, let’s get a [F#m]hotel
Cause life is sh[Am7]ort and we’re not getting any y[D7]ounger
But after s[G7]ex, what happens [C7]next?
I mean in the l[F#m7]ong run, not just fatigue and [B7]hunger
And when you [Em7]say that I should [Gm]stay
That’s [F#7]exactly when I should[Bm] split
Though I won’t for[Em7]get, I won’t reg[A7]ret

[OUTRO]
This [Gm]beautiful, [Gm]heart stopping, b[A]reathtaking, life-changing

[D] [F#m] [Am7] [D7] [G7] [C7] [F#m] [B7] [Em]
[Gm] [D]