I Hate Everything But You chords

The [D]smell of water, kids screaming with joy
I've hated [G]crap like that since [A]I was a boy
While [D]everyone was laughing and having so much fun
I would [G]mutter "This sucks" till the [A]day was done
I de[G]tested most stuff and I still do
You see, [A]I hate everything but you [D]

I hate the feeling of the [A]sun when it hits my skin
I don't like bands with a [G]guy on mando[D]lin
I hate when people post their [A]pictures with the hashtag "mood"
I hate when people call [G]blueberries a super[D]food
I hate when someone says, "[Bm]Oooh, it's magic hour!"
Or when people actually [G]stop and smell a flower
I hate white women who [A]call their engagement rings "bling"
Oh yes, I hate everything
But [D]you

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I hate guys who read [A]magazines devoted to golf
Hate Frisbee golf, and when pe[G]ople call Frisbee golf "f[D]rolf"
I hate when people [A]ask me if I'd ever get a tattoo
Hate combination cond[G]itioner and sham[D]poo
I hate doing The [Bm]Wave at a baseball game
I hate couples with a [G]cutesy couple name
I hate when someone says a [A]joke and someone else says, "Zing!"
Oh yes, I hate everything
But [D]you

'Cause when I [G]look into your eyes and I [A]see you smile
When you [Bm]laugh at yourself and we [D]talk for a while
[G]Just for a moment I forget
How much I [A]hate it when people say, "Gotta jet!"

Even more examples!

I hate it when people say they're [G]going "off the grid"
Or when someone calls their [D]baseball cap their "lid"
I hate models who just [G]happen to date quarterbacks
I hate grown [D]men who always quote Caddyshack

I hate the phrase "[G]Love conquers all," and I [D]hate that it's true
'Cause I [Bm]want to not hate things [D]when I'm with you
You love [G]so many things and you [D]have so much fun
It makes me [A]wish my hating days were done

And [G]there's one thing [A]I want you to [D]know:

G* A* D*
I'll always hate guys who name their cars