First Penis I Saw chords

[INTRO]
[Eb] [Ab] [Eb] [Ab]

[VERSE]
[Eb] I've thought [Gm]about him for so [Ab]long
Those m[Fm]emories are c[Bb]rystal clear[Eb]
I was so y[Gm]oung, he was so big and[Ab] strong
I [Fm]can't believe that[Bb] he's right her[Gm]e
I was such an [Ab]innocent girl [Gm]
When we first [Ab]met
He [Fm]opened up my eyes, showed me [Gm]a whole new world
So [Ab]how could I ever forg[Bb]et
The first penis I saw [Eb]

[CHORUS]
First penis, [Ebaug]very first penis [Ab]
First penis, [Fm]very firs[Bb]t penis I sa[Eb]w
First penis, [Ebaug]very first penis,[Ab] penis
First penis, [Fm]very firs[Bb]t penis I saw[Eb]

[VERSE]
And of all the [Gdim]penises I've seen
His [Ab]had the biggest impact
And [Abm]by that what I mean
Is it [Eb]really made me drop my [Ab]jaw
'Cause it was the [Fm]very firs[Bb]t penis I sa[Eb]w

A few times bef[Gm]ore, I'd felt it through hi[Ab]s pants
And just [Fm]generally kind[Bb]a rubbed i[Eb]t
But that night I [Gm]decided to take a chanc[Ab]e
I took it out, and he [Fm]really seemed t[Bb]o love it][Eb]

I [Cm]didn't know wha[Gmaj]t to do next
I [Ab]didn't have that part [Fmaj]planned
He said, "[Fm]Let me show you som[Gm]e basic moves,"

And [Ab]then he took my hand [Bb]
And taught me all about the [Eb]

[CHORUS]
First penis, [Ebaug]very first penis [Ab]
First penis, [Fm]very firs[Bb]t penis I sa[Eb]w
First penis, [Ebaug]very first penis,[Ab] penis
First penis, [Fm]very firs[Bb]t penis I saw[Eb]

[BRIDGE]
Not the dirtiest, [Gdim]also not the cleanest [Ab]
In terms of penis, I was [Abm]really the greenest
[Eb]I was in total [Ab]awe
Of the [Fm]very firs[Bb]t penis I saw[Eb]

[INSTRUMENTAL X2]
[F] [Faug] [Bb] [Gm] [C]

[CHORUS]
[F] I was so eager, I [Abm]couldn't hide my keenness
[C]Everything about it [Cm]seemed quite ingenious
I [F]couldn't find a single [Bb]flaw
In the [Gm]firs[C]t penis[Gm] , very fi[C]rst penis
[Gm]Very firs[C]t penis [F]I saw