The Instagram Song chords

[VERSE 1]

One, two, three...
Is that [D]dandruff or [G]parmesan?
[D]Your guess is as [G]good as mine
cause you [D]can't zoom in[G] on Instagram
Is that a [D]tabby cat or a [G]marmoset?
[D]I'm not quite [G]willing to bet
cause you [D]can't zoom in[G] on Instagram

[BRIDGE]

And [G]even though I know you can't [D]do it -It's just not a capability of the platform
[G]that doesn't stop me
A Stop
from trying to zoom it

[CHORUS]

No you [D]can't zoom in
when [G]Instagram'n
your [A]reverse pinchin'
won't do [D]nothing -What do you think this is, Facebook?
Except [D]in the end
when you [G]accidently
end up [D]double clickin'
and [G]likin'...

[G]Your bosses wife's skimpy Hawaiian bikini photo -You gonna get fired
[G]Your ex-girlfriend's new boyfriend's workout pics -You gonna get beat up
[G]A clydesdale relieving himself

[VERSE 2]

Is that a [D]Frito or a [G]fingernail
Katy [D]Perry or Zoe [G]Deschanel?
Is that a[D] booger or a [G]nose ring
A Stop
an evil space monkey -or just a monkey?
Is that [D]salad in her teeth or a [G]diastema
Is that a [D]sharpei or just my [G]grandma?
is that a [D]brown bear or my [G]dad's back
A Stop
a bent arm -or a butt crack?

[BRIDGE]

And [G]even though I know you can't [D]do it

Well technically you can override it in your accessibility settings
[G]that doesn't stop me
A Stop
from trying to zoom it

[CHORUS]

No you [D]can't zoom in
when [G]Instagram'n
your [A]reverse pinchin'
won't do [D]nothin' -What do you think this is any other photo app?
Except [D]in the end
when you [G]accidently
A Stop
end up double clickin'
and [G]likin'...

[G]Your crazy Uncle's unintentionally sexist inspirational text post -That's bad
[G]Your gym teachers homemade smoked sausage -hashtag "grillin' life" ,hashtag "sausage"
[G]Inappropriate
G Stop
Another clydesdale relieving himself

-What's your deal with clydesdales?

[OUTRO]

I [D]can't get big on Instagram (can't zoom in)
cause you [G]can't zoom in on my Instagram pics (can't zoom in)
I [A]can't get big on Instagram (on Instagram)
cause you [D]can't Zoom in on my Instagram pics
I [D]can't get big on Instagram
cause you [G]can't zoom in on my Instagram pics
I [A]can't get big on Instagram
cause you [D]can't zoom in on my Instagram pics
I [D]can't get big on Instagram
cause you [G]can't zoom in on my Instagram pics
I [A]can't get big on Instagram
cause you [D]can't zoom in on my Instagram pics (One more time Tay)
I [D]can't get big on Instagram
cause you [G]can't zoom in on my Instagram pics
A Stop
I can't get big on Instagram
D Stop
cause you can't zoom in on my Instagram pics

-You can't zoom in on em'