Robot Girlfriend chords

[VERSE 1]

I[F]'ve never had [A7]too much lu[Dm]ck wi[C]th fe[Bb]males
I[F]'m not confident un[A7]less I'm wr[Dm]iting [C]an e[Bb]mail
B[Gm]ut my life would be s[C]o sublime
I[Gm]f I bought a robot gi[C]rl online

I'd never hear her silicon mouth complaining
about my dry scalp or my excessive gaming
She's my Small Wonder, I'm her Voltron
I flip a switch and it turns her on!

[CHORUS]
[F] [A7] [Dm] [C] [Bb]
My robot girl--------- friend... the best relationship I'd ever be in

[VERSE 2]

She's got a grip stronger than an ape
And she can calculate a tip to the twenty-fifth decimal place
Though we can't go outside in rainy weather
We can still play solitaire together

Meeting her folks would be no real cause for fear
They're just a team of friendly Japanese engineers
If I ever start to think that she might leave me
I'll de-frag her hard drive and wipe her memory

[CHORUS]

My robot girlfriend...the best relationship I'd never be in.