The Sketchy Guy From Craigslist Song chords

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[INTRO]

[A]

[VERSE 1]

[A]Mr. Fly has [C#m]been compro[G]mised -Mr. Fly is our couch, we named it that
a [A]rat has taken up [C#m]residence in[G]side. -It's a long story
Where does one [A]turn...
when one [C#m]needs...
a new place to [G]sit. [G]
[A]think, think, think, think, think, think, [C#m]think, think, think, think -
Craigs[G]list!

[VERSE 2]

Bea[A]trice has [C#m]been compro[G]mised -Beatrice is my couch, I named her that...
Now it's [A]red
though it [C#m]once was [G]white. -I have chronic nosebleeds.
How in the [A]world
would one [C#m]get rid of [G]this? [G]
[A]think, think, think, think, think, think, [C#m]think, think, think, think -
Craigs[G]list! [G]

[BRIDGE]

I'm [F#m]posting an ad..
We're [D]replying to an ad
A*
on Craigslist..
It looks [F#m]like a real red couch!
Look at [D]this real red couch
A*
on Craigslist!
[F#m] We gotta snag this couch, man.
[D] I'm gonna call him -
A*
boop, boop, boop, boop

beedee boop boop boop

boop
[F#m] [D] A*
riiiing, riiiing, riii-- Hello...
Uh, hello, um, I'm calling [F#m] -

You calling about a couch?
[D]Yeah, I am...
A*
I knew it, I could smell you from here.
Uh,[F#m] okay well um, I just[D] -- I'm interested in it
A*
Just come along then, bring your roommate and come on by
I'm here waiting for you, [F#m]boys.
You can't see me [D]can you?
A*
No
(Keep Strumming)
Okay good, keep it that way until you get here

Come right now?

You better get here real quick

I gotta bathe my mother.
Stop
Goodbye

[CHORUS]

We're [A]buying a sofa
yeah that's what we're [F#m]gonna do
but I'm [E]pretty sure we're buying it
D* A
from a sketchy, sketchy, sketchy, sketchy, sketchy dude

[BRIDGE 2]

[A]Here we are, we're at the front door
[A]should I knock or should I ring the--
[A]Ring the doorbell.
[A]Okay...
[A]ding dong
[A]ding dong
[A]ding dong ding dong
[A]Hey, hey Phillip.
[A]Uh, I'Am not Phillip -
[A]You smell different when you're awake...
[A]you got a real nice forehead...
[A]Thanks ... I mean, I usually cover it up, but -
[A]Well let me ask you a question
[A]I lost my tangerine potato smoothie
[A]can I check y'all's hairs for it?

[CHORUS 2]
We're not [A]buying a sofa
that's not what we're [F#m]gonna do
cause he's [E]most definitely
D* A
the most sketchy, sketchy, sketchy, sketchiest of dudes!

[OUTRO]

-Let's get out of here...

-Dolphins are the best food.