2 Guys 600 Pillows chords

[F]Do, do you remember back in [F]middle school
[Am]When my trunks fell down
[Bb]At the pool [C]

[F]Everyone laughed
[F]Except for you
[Am]You just let me hold you
[Bb]In my bedroom [C]

[F]Our freshman year when
[F]Julie McNight
[Am]Dumped me because of my overbite

[F]I cried all night
[F]All over you
[Am]You didn't seem to mind
My t[Bb]ears or my dr[C]ool

[F]I could always [Bb]hold you [F]tight
([F]My favorite pillow)
[F]So soft, so cool on your [Bb]other [F]side
([F]My favorite pillow)

[F]In my eyes
[F]You've been nothing but classy
[Am]But everybody's saying
[Am]You're nasty

[F]Full of fungus,
[F]It can't be true
[Am]Laden with bacteria
[Bb]No, not [C]you

[F]But the thing
[F]That really did me in
[Am]I learned your full of dust mite excrements

[F]And those dead skin cells
[F]May be mine
[Am]But knowing what's in you,
I [Bb]can't sleep at [C]night

[F]We've been through both [Bb]thick and [F]thin
([F]Because you're a pillow)
[F]It's hard to say this [Bb]is the [F]end
([F]My favorite pillow)

[F]It's not me, it's [Bb]definitely [F]you
([F]I'll get a new pillow)
[F]You're a body fluid sponge,
[Bb]And we're [F]through
[let ring]
(I'm getting a new you)