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B[C]orn in 1935 in Brooklyn New [Am]York
T[C]he son of Anna and [Am]Phil
A[C]t 19 years old he married my m[Am]other Judy
And immed[G]iately paid his first Bloomingdales [F]bill

R[C]ight away they started on a f[Am]amily
3[C] smart kids popped out of mom's [Am]tummy
B[C]ut then one steamy night Dad f[Am]orgot to wear his raincoat
9 months l[G]ater, out came the [F]dummy

D[C]ad was 6 foot 2 and 2[Am]50 pounds
A[C]nd was sweet as he was s[Am]trong
H[C]e was also known to be pr[Am]etty well endowed
But b[G]elieve me he didn't pass t[F]hat one along

I did get grandma's ass though

Oh, S[C]tan the man was my [Am]hero
With a [C]golf swing that made men [Am]cry
H[C]e'd take their money and put it in his [Am]top drawer
Then I'd s[G]teal it so I could get [F]high

[F]~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ [C]
But he beat that habit out of me

Oh, dad t[C]hanks for letting me stay up late to watch Johnny C[Am]arson
T[C]hanks for swimming with me at Livingston [Am]park
T[C]hanks for telling me to always to p[Am]unch a kid in the face
If he [G]made an anti-Semitic r[F]emark

And say [C]hi to both my grandmas and [Am]grandpas
And t[C]ell my dog meatball I miss him [Am]so
But m[C]ost important dad, take advantage of being in [Am]heaven
[G] [Am] [F]~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Go bang Marilyn Monroe; Mom said its cool, just wear a raincoat

Oh, S[C]tan the man was my [Am]hero
H[C]e still is and always will [Am]be
Cause he d[C]idn't give too much of crap about n[Am]othing
Except l[G]oving his f[F]amily

Oh, S[C]tan the [G]man is [F]gone
[C]~~~
But will always live on
-Mike