Hero chords

[PART 1]
The [Dm]pilot had a [F]heart attack. The [G]co-pilot can't be [Dm]found.
The [Dm]people in the aisles are [F]screamin'. They [G]know the plane is goin' [Dm]down.
We need a [Dm]hero, someone to [F]save us.
We need a [G]hero to land the [F]plane.
We need a [Dm]hero, who's gonna [F]do it.
We need a [Dm]hero to [F]save the [Dm]day. yeah!
So I [Dm]jump to my feet, and I [F]volunteer. The [G]people on the plane all [Dm]start to cheer.
I get a [Dm]high five from a [F]baby, and a [G]hickey from a flight [Dm]attendant.
So I [Dm]go into the cockpit put the h[F]eadset on, and [G]grab the main [Dm]controls.
Then I [Dm]right away I [F]crash the [G]plane because I [F]don't know what I'm [Dm]doin'.

[PART 2]
We're [Dm]on a runaway [F]train. The [G]conductor had a [Dm]meltdown.
The [Dm]people in the dining [F]car are [G]screaming really really [Dm]loud.
We need a [Dm]hero, someone to [F]save us.
We need a [G]hero to bring us through the [F]danger.
We need a [Dm]hero, somebody c[F]ompetent.
We need a [Dm]hero to [F]save the [Dm]day. Yeah!
So I [Dm]put the engineer's hat on the [F]top of my head. The [G]people go f***in' [Dm]crazy.
A [Dm]guy says, "You're the [F]man, man", and a [G]deaf woman signs, "Go [Dm]get em'".
So I [Dm]go to the cab and I [F]toot the whistle. That's [G]something that I alway wanted to [Dm]do.
Then [Dm]right away we [F]fly off the [G]bridge, because I [F]don't know what I'm [Dm]doin'

[PART 3]
We're [Dm]in a nice family [F]restaurant. Somebody's [G]Grandma is choking on a [Dm]lamb chop.
There's [Dm]panic in the air as Nana's [F]face turns blue. The [G]busboy screams in spanish, "What the [Dm]F*** do we do?!"
We need a [Dm]hero, who's gonna [F]do it.
We need a [G]hero to clear out her [F]windpipe.
We need a [Dm]hero, who's down with [F]Heimlich?
We need a [Dm]hero to [F]save the [Dm]day. Yeah!
So I [Dm]slap my napkin down on the [F]table, and I [G]get a f***in' standin' [Dm]ovation.
Another [Dm]guy gets up and says he's a [F]doctor. I [G]say, "Sit the f*** down, I [Dm]got this s***.
Then I [Dm]wrap my arms around [F]Grandma's chest, and [G]look her grandkids deep in the [Dm]eyes.
Then [Dm]right away I [F]break all her [G]ribs, because I [F]don't know what I'm [Dm]doin'