Christmas Song chords

[INTRO]
[CM7]So many presents. [D9]So little time.

[VERSE]
[CM7]Santa won't be [E9]coming by my [F9]house this ye[D9]ar,

(NC) [CM7] [E9] [F9] [D9]
Cause I tried to drown my sister and I pierced my ear.

O Mo[CM7]mma made it [E9]perfectly clear[F9] ,

Santa [D9]don't like bad boys.[CM7] [E9] [D9]
(NC)
Especially Jewish ones!

[VERSE 2]
[CM7]Ginopconop(lol') and [E9]Lego blocks are [F9]what I desire[D9] .

So [CM7]why did I have to [E9]set the pizza guys [F9]hair on fir[D9]e'

I t[CM7]old him I was [E9]sorry'. I'm a l[F9]iar so [D9]no toys for me. [CM7] [E9] [D9]

(NC)
I don't' deserve them!

[BRIDGE]
I [CM7]couldn't wait for a Big wheel as the [Dsus]holidays neared,
[Em] [Dsus]/[A] [Csus]/[G]
But then I told Grandma that she had a beard.

(SPEAKING SECTION) (piano plays verse chords)
Dear Santa, I know what my problem is, why can't I be good-
It's a fear of intimacy. You see my whole life when I met
someone really great like you; I feel I keep getting to close
to them. Something inside me makes me want to screw it up.
So in a weird way, the reason I am so bad is'. because I love you.

[VERSE 3]
[CM7]Rockum Sockum [E9]Robots is [F9]what I was hoping [D9]for,
And [CM7]then I made a [E9]death threat to V[F9]ice-President G[D9]ore.
Oh [CM7]Santa won't be [E9]knocking on my [F9]door
He's a [D9]big fat whore [CM7] [E9] [D9]
(NC)
What made me say that'

[VERSE 4]
[CM7]Shoots and ladders would be so[Dsus] good indeed,
[Em] [Dsus]/[A] [Csus]/[D]
So why did I have to sell that cop a bag of weed.

So Sa[CM7]nta please give me my [Dsus]easy bake oven,
[Em] [Dsus]/[A] [Csus]/[G]
I swear I thought Billy goats were made for lovin'

So [CM7]Santa won't you [E9]accept my [F9]apology[D9] ,
S[CM7]anta can't you [E9]see I'm [F9]Begging you plea[D9]se,
Oh [CM7]Santa next [E9]year I'll do you [F9]right'.
Live from [D9]New York it's Saturday [CM7]Night'

Chords written out from low to high strings and the fingerings
are under the chords.
NC=No chord
[CM7] ; x35453
x13241
[D9] ; x54555
x21333
[E9] ; x76777
x21333
[F9] ; x87888
x21333
[Dsus] ; x57755
x13411
[Eminor] ; x79987
x13241
[Dsus]/[A] ; 557755
113411
[Csus]/[G] ; 335533
113411

I tried to copy what he was doing on TV...i think its right :-)
WORDMAN2000