Merry Christmas From The Family chords

[VERSE 1]

[G]Mom got drunk and Dad got drunk [C]
[G]At our Christmas party [C]
[G]We were drinkin' champagne p[Em]unch
And home[C]made eggnog [D]

[G]Little sister brought her new boyfrien[C]d
[G]He was a Mexic[C]an
[G]We didn't know what to think of him [Em]
'Til he sang[C] Feliz Navidad [D]
Feliz Navi[G]dad

[G]Brother Ken brought his kids with him [C]
[G]The three from his first wife[C] Lynn
[G]And the two identic[Em]al twins
>From his firs[C]t wife MaryNell [D]
[G]Of course he brought his new wife Kaye [C]
[G]Who talks all about A[C]A
[G]Chain smokin' while the ster[Em]eo plays
[C]Noel, Noel, T[D]he first Noel [G]

[CHORUS]
[D]Carve the tukey turn the ball game on
[C]Mix margaritas when the eggnogs gone
[D]Send somebody to the Quik-Pak store
[C]We need some ice and a extension cord
[D]A can of been dip and some Diet Rite
[C]A box of pampers and some Marlboro Lights
[G]Hallelujah everybody say[Em] cheese
[C]Merry Christmas from the family [D] [G]

[VERSE 2]
[G]Fred and Rita drove from Harling[C9]en
[G]I can't remember how I'm ki[C9]n to them
[G]But when they tried to plug [Em]their motorhome in
[C]They blew our Christmas lights [D]
[G]Cousin David knew just what went wrong[C9]
[G]So we waited out on our front[C9] lawn
[G]He threw the breaker and the[Em] lights came on
And we sang Silent Nig[C]ht
Oh Silent Nigh[D]t
Oh holy night[G]

[D]Carve the turkey turn the ballgame on
[C]Make Bloody Marys cause we all want one
[D]Send somebody to the Stop 'n Go
[C]We need a can of cheese and a can of fake snow
[D]A bag of corn nuts and some Diet Sprite
[C]A box of Midol and some Salem Lights

Hallelujah everybody say cheese

Merry Christmas from the family

Feliz Navidad.

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