Artist: Golf Brooks
[G]It starts out with a look of wonder [C]written on my face
[D]Followed by a fear of something [G]being out of place
But searching as I look around for[C] something I can’t find
And I[A] wonder just what it was that[D] ever crossed my mind.
[CHORUS]
Senior[C] moments, brain[G] farts
I[D] try hard to remember, but the[G] process never starts
Yes,[C] staring into space for me is[G] usually how it[Em] starts
Senior[C] moment??[D] ?s bra[G]in farts
[G]Well, I was standing in the kitchen; I had[C] opened up the fridge
And[D] I stood there for the longest moment[G] wondering why I did
I couldn’t think of one good reason so[C] I finally shut the door
And I[A] wondered what I put in there?[D] ?? Did I want some more?
[CHORUS]
Senior[C] moments, brain[G] farts
I[D] try hard to remember, but the[G] process never starts
Yeah it[C] could have been some ice cream or[G] those blueberry[Em] tarts
Senior[C] moments,[D] brain[G] farts
[G]Well it happened at a Wal-Mart store
I[C] can’t remember where or when
But I[D] stood there like a zombie wondering[G] why I just walked in
The greeter said "Hello si[C]r, what would you like to see?”
But I[A] had a senior moment and they[D] tried to hire me!
[CHORUS]
Senior[C] moments, brain[G] farts
I[D] try hard to remember, but the[G] process never starts
[C]I guess I looked bewildered standing[G] there amount the[Em] carts
Senior[C] moments,[D] brain[G] farts
[G]So I told my Doctor that my[C] short memory cells were on the blink
And I[D] asked him "Could he fix it?” he [G]said "Maybe let me think.”
Then he asked me how long I’d had this probl[C]em was it old or new
I [A]looked at him and said, "Wh[D]at problem?” and "Who are you?”
[CHORUS]
Senior[C] moments, brain[G] farts
I[D] try hard to remember but the[G] process never starts
I[C] get ‘em by the dozen, Doc, so[D]me times they’re off[Em] the charts
Senior[C] moments,[D] brain[G] farts
[G]So I stopped in at the pharmacy to[C] look for something new
And[D] try to fix this memory thing and my E.D. oproble[G]m too
But I got my Rogaine pills and my[C] Viagra mixed up back at home
I had[A] hair growing in real thick but Lord, it was[D] way too stiff to comb.
[CHORUS]
Senior[C] moments, brain[G] farts
I[D] try hard to remember but the[G] process never starts
Yeah[C] mixing up those medicines ain??[D] ?t really ve[Em]ry smart
Senior[C] moments,[D] brain[G] farts
[D]Followed by a fear of something [G]being out of place
But searching as I look around for[C] something I can’t find
And I[A] wonder just what it was that[D] ever crossed my mind.
[CHORUS]
Senior[C] moments, brain[G] farts
I[D] try hard to remember, but the[G] process never starts
Yes,[C] staring into space for me is[G] usually how it[Em] starts
Senior[C] moment??[D] ?s bra[G]in farts
[G]Well, I was standing in the kitchen; I had[C] opened up the fridge
And[D] I stood there for the longest moment[G] wondering why I did
I couldn’t think of one good reason so[C] I finally shut the door
And I[A] wondered what I put in there?[D] ?? Did I want some more?
[CHORUS]
Senior[C] moments, brain[G] farts
I[D] try hard to remember, but the[G] process never starts
Yeah it[C] could have been some ice cream or[G] those blueberry[Em] tarts
Senior[C] moments,[D] brain[G] farts
[G]Well it happened at a Wal-Mart store
I[C] can’t remember where or when
But I[D] stood there like a zombie wondering[G] why I just walked in
The greeter said "Hello si[C]r, what would you like to see?”
But I[A] had a senior moment and they[D] tried to hire me!
[CHORUS]
Senior[C] moments, brain[G] farts
I[D] try hard to remember, but the[G] process never starts
[C]I guess I looked bewildered standing[G] there amount the[Em] carts
Senior[C] moments,[D] brain[G] farts
[G]So I told my Doctor that my[C] short memory cells were on the blink
And I[D] asked him "Could he fix it?” he [G]said "Maybe let me think.”
Then he asked me how long I’d had this probl[C]em was it old or new
I [A]looked at him and said, "Wh[D]at problem?” and "Who are you?”
[CHORUS]
Senior[C] moments, brain[G] farts
I[D] try hard to remember but the[G] process never starts
I[C] get ‘em by the dozen, Doc, so[D]me times they’re off[Em] the charts
Senior[C] moments,[D] brain[G] farts
[G]So I stopped in at the pharmacy to[C] look for something new
And[D] try to fix this memory thing and my E.D. oproble[G]m too
But I got my Rogaine pills and my[C] Viagra mixed up back at home
I had[A] hair growing in real thick but Lord, it was[D] way too stiff to comb.
[CHORUS]
Senior[C] moments, brain[G] farts
I[D] try hard to remember but the[G] process never starts
Yeah[C] mixing up those medicines ain??[D] ?t really ve[Em]ry smart
Senior[C] moments,[D] brain[G] farts
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