[G] Itx starts out with a look of wonder [C] writtenx on my face
[D]Followedx by a fear of something [G] beingx out of place
But searching as I look around for [C] xxx something I can’t find
And I [A] xxx wonder just what it was that [D] xxx ever crossed my mind.
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Senior [C] xxx moments, brain [G] xxx farts
I [D] xxx try hard to remember, but the [G] xxx process never starts
Yes, [C] xxx staring into space for me is [G] xxx usually how it [Em] xxxx starts
Senior [C] xxx moment?? [D] xxx ?s bra[G]inx farts
[G]Well,x I was standing in the kitchen; I had [C] xxx opened up the fridge
And [D] xxx I stood there for the longest moment [G] xxx wondering why I did
I couldn’t think of one good reason so [C] xxx I finally shut the door
And I [A] xxx wondered what I put in there? [D] xxx ?? Did I want some more?
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Senior [C] xxx moments, brain [G] xxx farts
I [D] xxx try hard to remember, but the [G] xxx process never starts
Yeah it [C] xxx could have been some ice cream or [G] xxx those blueberry [Em] xxxx tarts
Senior [C] xxx moments, [D] xxx brain [G] xxx farts
[G]Wellx it happened at a Wal-Mart store
I [C] xxx can’t remember where or when
But I [D] xxx stood there like a zombie wondering [G] xxx why I just walked in
The greeter said "Hello si[C]r,x what would you like to see?”
But I [A] xxx had a senior moment and they [D] xxx tried to hire me!
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Senior [C] xxx moments, brain [G] xxx farts
I [D] xxx try hard to remember, but the [G] xxx process never starts
[C]Ixx guess I looked bewildered standing [G] xxx there amount the [Em] xxxx carts
Senior [C] xxx moments, [D] xxx brain [G] xxx farts
[G]Sox I told my Doctor that my [C] xxx short memory cells were on the blink
And I [D] xxx asked him "Could he fix it?” he [G] saidx "Maybe let me think.”
Then he asked me how long I’d had this probl[C]emx was it old or new
I [A] lookedx at him and said, "Wh[D]atx problem?” and "Who are you?”
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Senior [C] xxx moments, brain [G] xxx farts
I [D] xxx try hard to remember but the [G] xxx process never starts
I [C] xxx get ‘em by the dozen, Doc, so[D]mex times they’re off [Em] xxxx the charts
Senior [C] xxx moments, [D] xxx brain [G] xxx farts
[G]Sox I stopped in at the pharmacy to [C] xxx look for something new
And [D] xxx try to fix this memory thing and my E.D. oproble[G]mxx too
But I got my Rogaine pills and my [C] xxx Viagra mixed up back at home
I had [A] xxx hair growing in real thick but Lord, it was [D] xxx way too stiff to comb.
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Senior [C] xxx moments, brain [G] xxx farts
I [D] xxx try hard to remember but the [G] xxx process never starts
Yeah [C] xxx mixing up those medicines ain?? [D] xxx ?t really ve[Em]ryxx smart
Senior [C] xxx moments, [D] xxx brain [G] xxx farts
