Mama Dont Whup Little Buford chords

[D]Mama don't whup Little [G]Buford
[D]Mama don’t pound on his [A7]head
[D]Mama don’t whup Little [G]Buford
I [A7]think you should shoot him in[D]stead

[D]Buford brought home his [G]report card
[D]Buford was proud as could [A7]be
[D]As last, he passed to the t[G]hird grade
An[A7]d Buford is just twenty-[D]three

[D]Mama don’t whup little [G]Buford
[D]Mama you’ll just be a [A7]wreck
[D]Buford’s been studying [G]judo
An[A7]d he’ll break your scrawny old[D] neck

[D]At five Buford was [G]smoking
[D]And drinking hard liquor at [A7]six
[D]At seven he learned about [G]women
At[A7] eight Buford got his first [D]fix

[D]Mama don’t whup Little [G]Buford
[D]You don’t know how he f[A7]eels
[D]Buford is good to you [G]Mama
He[A7] brings you whatever he [D]steals

[D]Buford is gone, what a [G]pity
[D]At last we have found happ[A7]iness
[D]We bought a new home in the [G]city
And we w[A7]on’t give him our a[D]ddress

[D]Mama don’t whup Little [G]Buford
[D]Mama, you'll only knock out your [A7]breath
Just[D] teach him to be a [G]musician
And [A7]Buford will soon starve to [D]death