Iwiwal chords

[G]
[G] ------
I wish I was a lesbian and not a hetero
[G]I wouldn't have to mess with men and [D]all their come-and-go
[G]And all that awful facial hair and yu[D]cky "ma-chis-mo"
[C] [G] --
Ooooooo, I wish I was a lesbian and not a hetero
[G]I wish I was a lesbian and t[C]hat I wasn't straight
[G]I would sleep with women only; ma[D]n, that would be great
[G]I could throw away my diaphragm; I wouldn't w[D]anna mate
[C] [G] --
Ooooooo, I wish I was a lesbian and that I wasn't straight

HEY!

[G]I wish I was a lesbian; I'd like to be a dyke
[G]I would hang with k.d. lang; Mel [D]Gibson, take a hike
[G]I think it would be nice to love someone who was a[C]like
[C]Ooooooo, I w[G]ish I was a lesbian; I'd like to be a dyke

[G]I wish I was a lesbian; that's why this[D] song is sung
[G]It shouldn't have to matter how so[D]meone is hung
[G]Other things are more important...LI[C]KE HOW TO USE YOR
[C]TOUNGE...bablblblb
[G]I wish I was a lesbian; that's why this song is sung
[D] (etc... to the end)
HEEEEEEY!

I dare Casey Kasem to play this

I wish I was a lesbian; I know it's sad, but true
But maybe I might understand you guys and all you do
But if I was a lesbian, I WOULDN'T HAVE TO
I wish I was a lesbian; I know it's sad, but true

Hey, I wish I was a lesbian and not a hetero
I wouldn't have to mess with men and all their come-and-go
And all that awful facial hair and yucky "ma-chis-mo" (I hate that damned machismo!)
Ooooooo, I wish I was a lesbian and not a hetero
I wish I was a lesbian and not a hetero
I wish I was a lesbian and not a hetero!