I Dont Believe In Santa Claus Chords & Lyrics - The Vandals

[INTRO]

Uh, the reason I didn't get you anything this year is-is because...

[VERSE 1]
I don't [E]believe in Santa Claus
His corporate image forced [G]upon
[E]The blinded spending masses
To enslave the lower cl[G]asses
With ob[E]ligatory gifts that serve
To cleanse the year of guilt and s[G]hame
[E]One token gesture justifies the apathetic, [G]hypnotized
[E]Leaving them to [F#]be Kris Kringle's [G]slaves ([D#]Ooh)

[BRIDGE]
[E]Buy! [E]Buy! [C]I won't do [B]it!
The [D]season's obligation has not [D#]my participation!
[E]Buy! [E]Buy! [C]I won't do [B]it!
The [D]money hungry mating call of [D#]corporate swine

'[G]Cause it's only for the money![C]
And it's [G]only for the money![C]
'Cause it's [G]only for the [C]money!
Now [E]buy!

[VERSE 2]
[E]He monitors naughty and nice
Big Brother is St. [C]Nick
[F#]Methodically his judgment made documented on his [C]list
[E]I don't believe in Santa Claus or his mystical [C]facade
[E]To teach the children wanton greed

Their lust for gifts becomes a need
[F#]Brainwashed by the marketing

And victims of the corporate scheme
[A]Material possessions becoming their obsessions
'[B]Till human life has lost it's value

And you blindly do just what they tell you

[E]I don't believe!

E (Scratch it like Crass)
His tactics of intimidation repress the minds of youth

Using fear for generations -- his image hides the truth

He's just a puppet for the system; a glutton in a suit
With y[G]uletide propag[C#]anda and a [E]bearded mask to boot!


[OUTRO]

Uh, that, and I couldn't find a place to park at the mall. Sorry