S Chords & Lyrics - The Vandals - C-h-r-i-s-t-m-a

[INTRO]
[D] [C] [Bm] [A] [G] x2

[VERSE]
[G]"C" is for your little clit when [C]I go down beneath
"[G]H" is for your pubic hair that sticks [C]between my [D]teeth
"[G]R" is for your rectum that "[C]I" fuck with my dick
[D]Christmas comes but once a year and makes [C]me [Bm]fuck[A]ing [G]sick

[VERSE]
"[G]S" is for your shitty asshole, [C]clinkers 'round your bum
"[G]T" is for your massive tits that make me [C]want to [D]cum
"[G]M" is for masturbation, when [C]you're not here with me
"[G]A" is for the agony of catching [C]your [D]vd
"[G]S" is for the syphilis that [C]rots away my prick
[D]Christmas comes but once a year and makes [C]me [Bm]fuck[A]ing [G]sick
"[D]S" is for the syphilis that rots [C]aw[Bm]ay [A]my [G]prick

[CHORUS]
[G]Ding- dong merrily along
The [C]chapel bells are [G]ringing

Ding-dong merrily along
My [C]fucking balls are [G]swinging

[OUTRO]
[D]Whoa OH OH, [C]whoa-OH OH, [Bm]whoa-OH OH [A]whoa-OH OH, [C]WOAH OH [D]OH
The [C]chapel [D]bells are [G]ringing
[D]Whoa OH OH, [C]whoa-OH OH, [Bm]whoa-OH OH [A]whoa-OH OH, [C]WOAH OH [D]OH
My [C]fucking [D]balls are [G]swinging