Mas Chords & Lyrics - The Vandals - Grandpas Last X

[INTRO]
[C]

[VERSE]
[C]Mom says, [G]put on your Christmas best.
[C]Grandpa's coming down this year and [G]it might be his last.
[C]Why Mom? You [G]say that every time.
[C]It seems that he's been dying [G]ever since I was nine.
[D]I don't mean no disrespect [A]because he's old and mean.
[D]But how come we invite him when he [A]always makes a scene?
Tell me [C]why does, he [G]hit me with his cane?
And [C]why should I get him a gift if [G]he don't know my name?
[C]How come, he [G]always calls me "Kate"
[C]And forgets his dentures [G]on his dinner plate?

[CHORUS]
This could be [F]Grandpa's last Christmas
[C]That's what Mother said
[F]Grandpa's last Christmas
[G]And soon he might be dead, [C]so be nice
[G]Be nice to [C]Grandpa

[SOLO]
[C] [G] x4

[VERSE]
[C]What can I say to someone [G]300 years old?
W[C]hen he seems so content staring [G]at the jello mold
[C]Please Mom, let [G]me go out and play
[C]Or soon I will go deaf like him from [G]hearing him complain

[BREAK]
[C]

[VERSE]
[C]I know, his [G]life's been long and hard
And he d[C]eserves some quiet peace [G]in a nice graveyard
[C]Grandpa, I [G]love you just the same
[C]But I know you won't be happy 'til you [G]drive us all insane

[CHORUS]
This could be [F]Grandpa's last Christmas
[C]That's what Mother said
[F]Grandpa's last Christmas
[G]And soon he might be dead, [C]so be nice
[G]Be nice to [C]Grandpa
Cause he's [G]old and he s[C]mells
And he's [G]gonna die [C]soon
Be [G]nice to [C]Grandpa