Artist: Bo Burnham
[Dm]High School party, senior year
[F]Boys and girls are all sippin' on beer
[C]I like soda, where's the soda
Am I the only fucking person here that likes soda
[Dm]I see you from across the crowd
I said the party[F] is bumpin' and the music is loud
[C]You're really drunk and you're looking [Dm]sad
It's like a date rape ad
[F]Girl, then we start to dance and
[C]Girl, baby this is romance
[Dm]Girl, I'm starting to grow down bel[C]ow, shit, why did I wear sweat pants
[F]Girl, you're bodies like what
[C]conjunction junction, that's a fine ass but
[Dm]I'm like a cashew in a lollipop, Just keeping s[C]uckin' 'til you get to the nut
And I said
Let's r[F]ob an Asian kitchen, or s[C]troll down the block
Either [Dm]way girl, we're taking a [C]walk(wok)
nothing'
[F]You're going to love me the way my uncle did
[C]Except you're not gonna to go to court for doin' it
[F]Be a guillotine or my g[C]irl instead
Either [Dm]way, you're giving me [C]head
[F]I'm gonna love you the right way
[C]Shorty with a body looking hotty when I say
[Dm]Girl
When I say [C]girl
[Dm]We go into the bedroom[F] exchanging nervous laughter
[C]Why's it called dry humping if I always need a towel after
[Dm]You spread your naked legs and I s[F]ee that wounded that never healed
[C]Even though you're yelling for me, I can tell your lips are sealed
[Dm]We're both aware of my erection
[F]You ask if I have protection
[C]I say Well um no...I-I tried to buy em once I was in the convenient store my old baby
walked in I had to hide
them near the tic-tacs I was so embarrassed I peed myself a little bit
[F]Girl
[C]Girl
[Dm]Insert a euphemism
A sexy mental prism
[F]Increase my pelvic rhythm
For you with my syllogism
[C]I know your body and I know how to please ya
Don't thank me, thank wikipedia
[Dm]Guys don't go down, well I am
[F]What the fuck is that, I should have brought my diag[C]ram
[Dm]Ooh did you feel that, that was an educated guess
[C]Ooh did you feel that, uh that one was a sneeze, my bad
[Dm]High school party, senior year
[F]None of that happened cause I wasn't invited
hm
[F]Boys and girls are all sippin' on beer
[C]I like soda, where's the soda
Am I the only fucking person here that likes soda
[Dm]I see you from across the crowd
I said the party[F] is bumpin' and the music is loud
[C]You're really drunk and you're looking [Dm]sad
It's like a date rape ad
[F]Girl, then we start to dance and
[C]Girl, baby this is romance
[Dm]Girl, I'm starting to grow down bel[C]ow, shit, why did I wear sweat pants
[F]Girl, you're bodies like what
[C]conjunction junction, that's a fine ass but
[Dm]I'm like a cashew in a lollipop, Just keeping s[C]uckin' 'til you get to the nut
And I said
Let's r[F]ob an Asian kitchen, or s[C]troll down the block
Either [Dm]way girl, we're taking a [C]walk(wok)
nothing'
[F]You're going to love me the way my uncle did
[C]Except you're not gonna to go to court for doin' it
[F]Be a guillotine or my g[C]irl instead
Either [Dm]way, you're giving me [C]head
[F]I'm gonna love you the right way
[C]Shorty with a body looking hotty when I say
[Dm]Girl
When I say [C]girl
[Dm]We go into the bedroom[F] exchanging nervous laughter
[C]Why's it called dry humping if I always need a towel after
[Dm]You spread your naked legs and I s[F]ee that wounded that never healed
[C]Even though you're yelling for me, I can tell your lips are sealed
[Dm]We're both aware of my erection
[F]You ask if I have protection
[C]I say Well um no...I-I tried to buy em once I was in the convenient store my old baby
walked in I had to hide
them near the tic-tacs I was so embarrassed I peed myself a little bit
[F]Girl
[C]Girl
[Dm]Insert a euphemism
A sexy mental prism
[F]Increase my pelvic rhythm
For you with my syllogism
[C]I know your body and I know how to please ya
Don't thank me, thank wikipedia
[Dm]Guys don't go down, well I am
[F]What the fuck is that, I should have brought my diag[C]ram
[Dm]Ooh did you feel that, that was an educated guess
[C]Ooh did you feel that, uh that one was a sneeze, my bad
[Dm]High school party, senior year
[F]None of that happened cause I wasn't invited
hm
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