Come On This Shit Is Getting Ridiculous chords

[INTRO 2X]
[D] [Emin7] [Bmin] [G]

[D]I've seen the [Emin7]light and it's a [Bmin]Wal-Mart
[G]setting fires in our stupid hearts[D] .
T-Minus [Emin7]one month is a [Bmin]late start.
[G]We'll spend the year in preparation. [A]
What do we celebrate if a [D]holiday lasts[Bmin] three months? [A]
And will there come a time when [D]we stop having [Bmin]seasons
[A]and it's just you and me in a store

exchanging fucking cards?

[D]The house is on f[Bmin]ire.
We left the [Emin]lights on way too [G]long.
One dull flame[D] burns per[Bmin]petually
and we [Emin]watch it blaze unex[G]cited
'cause we know nothing else [A]
lest we not participate in [D]Presidents' Day pro[Bmin]motions.
[A]And if we subsist on the absence of gifts then
re[D]sistance is now a [Bmin]selfish emotion.
Better [A]sing those P-Day carols on and on and on and on...

Na na na nas
[D] [Emin] [F#] [G]

[Bmin]You and me on a [A]couch

Watching Oprah
Clipping [G]coupons.