Congratulations John On Joining Every Time I Die chords

Intro: [C]

[C]Congratulations! Go stretch your ears and get a neck tattoo.

[Am]Congratulations! All of our friends knew there was no better choice than you.

[Dm]Whoa. Whoa. [G]Whoa. Whoa.

[C]Congratulations! Are you gonna move up north and throw away your Yankees hat?

[Am]Congratulations! Are you gonna swear off ska and stop gelling your hair back?

[Dm]Whoa. Whoa. [G]Whoa. Whoa.

[C]Nice going asshole. [G]Nice going asshole.

[C]Nice going asshole. [G#]Nice going asshole.

[Dm]You finally did [G]something right and [C]I'm two percent [G]bummed it wasn't me.

Interlude: [C] [G] [C] [C] [G] [C] [C] [G] [C] [Fm]

[C]I hope you know that Christine's gonna ask you to get into all your shows for free

[Am]And I will smile while silently resenting you for quitting Bomb the Music Industry.

[Dm]Whoa. Whoa. [G]Whoa. Whoa.

[Am]Now Dave has another friend who's in a [G]more successful band.

[Am]Jenna's got another contact and a[F]nother drummer to make [G]out with again! w00t!

[C]Nice going asshole. [G]Nice going asshole.

[C]Nice going asshole. [G#]Nice going asshole.

[Dm]You finally did [G]something right and [C]you'll probably [Am]meet Dave Grohl.

[Dm]And tell us about [G]him when you get home.

[C]Then you'll get the [G]news from me that you'll [Am]never quit this [F]band.

[C]And we're taking you out on [G]tour for those two months a [Am]year that you're

[F]home because we can.

[C]And sure it's out of spite not to re[G]place you, but you [Am]promised and we shook

[F]hands.

[C]So remember when you're [G]back in Long Island, you will [Am]forever be forced to

be a [F]part of a ska band.

N.[C] .
One, two, three, one, two, three! Pick it up! One, two, three!

[C]Nice going asshole. [G]Nice going asshole.

[C]Nice going asshole. [G#]Nice going asshole.

[Dm]You finally did [G]something right, I [C]guess state college [Am]did pay off!

[Dm]We're all music [G]majors too, can [C]you make Ferret [Am]give us jobs

[Dm]or at least tell Fer[G]ret to sign my [C]band?

Interlude: [C] [G] [C] [C] [G] [C] [C] [G] [C]

[Fm]Diiiiiii...ck.