The Perfect Woman Chords & Lyrics - Bo Burnham

Capo on first fret; Standard Tuning

[INTRO]
[G] [D] [Em] [C]
[G] [D] [C] [G]

[G]She was the pe[D]rfect woman
[Em]In every single wa[C]y
[G]She made the su[D]n shine brighter
[C]And all my cares go awa[G]y [G]

[G]She was the pe[D]rfect woman
[Em]She was a gourmet che[C]f
[G]They say that lo[D]ve is blind
[C]Well, it's also dea[G]f [G]

Cuz Helen Keller was the p[D]erfect woman
[Em]And no one underst[C]ands
[G]Just how ta[D]lented
[C]She was with her ha[G]nds (Uhhhh)

[G]God made her the p[D]erfect woman
[Em]I was the finishing to[C]uch
[G]She was the pe[D]rfect woman
[C]She didn't talk so m[G]uch

[G]She wanted to n[D]ame the kids
[Em]So I finally le[C]t her
[G]It turned out ho[D]rribly
[C]Chewbacca coulda done [G]better (Chewbacca noise)

[G]But I guess it was [D]alright
[Em]We had a boy and a gi[C]rl
[G]Just me and He[D]len
[C]HARHAR an[G]d Earl
^
(Nasal sound)

[G]Cuz Helen Keller was a m[D]iracle worker
[Em]I was her one man [C]show
[G]I could walk a[D]round the house naked
[C]She wouldn't even kno[G]w

[G]Helen Keller was my p[D]erfect woman
[Em]I was her only ne[C]ed
[G]She didn't mind the zi[D]ts on my ass
[C]It gave her more to re[G]ad

[G]Gave her more to read [C]
It gave her more to rea[Em]d
It gave her more to re[D]ad
(let [D] ring) [G]
It gave her more to read
[G]Gave her more to read[C]
It gave her more to read[Em]
More to read [D]
(let [D] ring) [G]
More to read

[G]Read poiso[C]n ivy
She read[Em] acne
She read her[D]pes
(let [D] ring) [G]
She read it all
[G]She read goos[C]ebumbs
She read [Em]blisters
[D]Even read a bask[G]etball

[G]Helen Keller was my p[D]erfect woman
[Em]But I don't think she [C]cared
[G]I played this s[D]ong for her
[C]She just sat there and st[G]ared

[G]She was still my p[D]erfect woman
[Em]I was sort of a m[C]ess
[G]I asked her to m[D]arry me
She sa[C]id "[G] ;YEAHAHOEH!"
^
(Throaty sound)

I'm going to hell