Tis The Season Chords & Lyrics - Misc Your Songs - Charlie Hodgson

Intro: [G] [Em] [G] [Em]

[G]When you people think of [Em]Christmas
You think of [G]presents under that [Em]pine
All [G]I can think of are your s[Em]poiled brats
And w[C]orking over time [D]

[G]I get out one [Em]night a year
It’s [G]lonely and cold in this [Em]snow
And Mrs. [G]Clause ran off with an [Em]elf and gave
A new m[C]eaning to "Ho Ho [D]Ho”

I’ve [C]made my list
I’m c[D]hecking it twice
And c[G]hecking[D/F#] it twice [Em]more
So I [C]don’t forget what I like to sip
When I [D]head to liquor store

[G]Tis the [D/F#]season t[Em]o be j[D]olly
[C]Sure, if you’re not [D]me

[G]My rei[D/F#]ndeer th[Em]ey get [D]gassy
And I’m [C]downwind const[D]antly
[Em]Keep the milk and c[C]ookies
I’ll take [G]aspirin and w[D]hiskey
[G]Tis the [D/F#]season [Em]to be [D]jolly
[C]Sure, if y[D]ou’re not [G]me

Going [G]out without being r[Em]ecognized
Gets h[G]arder every ye[Em]ar
Only p[G]lace I fit in are h[Em]ipster bars
Where every[C]one’s got suspenders and [D]beards

Kids a[G]sk me for new [Em]siblings
Bad ne[G]ws little Jill and [Em]Tom
There’s nothing [G]left in Santa’s sack, if you [Em]know what I mean
But I’ll g[C]ladly meet your [D]mom

I’m [C]sick of lists
From [D]stupid kids
With nothing [G]but sugar[D/F#]plums in their [Em]heads
C’[C]mon you jabronies, how many ponies
Do you t[D]hink I can fit in this sled?

[G]Tis the [D/F#]season t[Em]o be j[D]olly
[C]Sure, if you’re not [D]me

[G]My rei[D/F#]ndeer th[Em]ey get [D]gassy
And I’m [C]downwind const[D]antly
[Em]Keep the milk and c[C]ookies
I’ll take [G]aspirin and w[D]hiskey
[G]Tis the [D/F#]season [Em]to be [D]jolly
[C]Sure, if y[D]ou’re not [G]me

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And [G]people think I’m just a [Em]dirty old man
You think I [G]like having kids on my l[Em]ap?
They s[G]quirm too much and somet[Em]imes I scare them
‘Til their [C]Huggies fill up with c[D]rap

And when I [G]ask, "What’s your n[Em]ame, little boy?”
I hope it’s [G]Mikey, Johnny, or [Em]Steve
And not "[G]I'm Chris Hansen from To [Em]Catch a Predator"
On [C]Dateline NB[D]C........Uhh that elf swore she was 18!

[G]Tis the [D/F#]season t[Em]o be j[D]olly
[C]Sure, if you’re not [D]me

[G]My rei[D/F#]ndeer th[Em]ey get [D]gassy
And I’m [C]downwind const[D]antly
[Em]Keep the milk and c[C]ookies
I’ll take [G]aspirin and w[D]hiskey
[G]Tis the [D/F#]season [Em]to be [D]jolly
[C]Sure, if y[D]ou’re not [G]me

[G]Tis the [D/F#]season [Em]to be [D]jolly
[C]Sure, if y[D]ou’re not [G]me

[G]Tis the [D/F#]season [Em]to be [D]jolly
[C]Sure, if y[D]ou’re not [G]me