The Squip Song chords

[E] [F#] [A] [E]

[VERSE]
[E]Freshman year
[E]I didn't have a girlfriend or a clue
[E]I was a loser just like you
[E]Good times would [A]only [G]soar by
[E]I was gross
[E]As every female would attest
[E]My sexting was a futile quest
[E]My little penis was depressed
[E]He was so [A]lonely
[A]Poor [E]guy
I was [F#]hopeless, hopeless
[F#]I was helpless, helpless
Every [A]time I'd walk the hallway
I would [G]trip
[G]I was
[B]Stagnant and idle
[B]I was
[C#m]So suicidal
[B]And then
[B]Then, then
[B]Then, then
[B]Then, then
[B]Then, then
[B]Then, then
[B]Then, then I got a [E]Squip

[INSTRUMENTAL]
[E] [F#] [G] [A]

[CHORUS]
[A]It's from [E]Japan
[E]It's a [F#]gray, oblong pill
[C]Quantum nano-technology [A]CPU
The [E]quantum computer in the pill will [F#]travel through your blood until
[C]It implants in [G]your brain and it tells you what to [A]do
[A]It's from [E]Japan
[E]It's a [F#]gray, oblong pill
[C]Quantum nano-technology [A]CPU
The [E]quantum computer in the pill will [F#]travel through your blood until
[C]It implants in [G]your brain and it tells you what to [A]do
[A]It tells you what to do
[A]It's [B]preprogrammed (Ohhhhh)
[B]It's amazing (Ohhhhh)
[C]Speaks to you [D]directly (Ohhhhh Ah ah)
[A]You behave as (Ohhhhh)
[B]It's appraising (Ohhhhh)
[C]Helps you act correctly [D](Ohhhhh)
[E]Helps you to [F#]be cool
[A]It helps [C]you [E]rule

[VERSE]
[E]Picture this:
[E]Nobody cares if you are late
[E]'Cause even teachers think you're great
[E]Your weekend's just a full on slate of blowout [A]benders
Of teenage rock[E]star splendor
[E]Right now you're
[F#]Helpless, helpless
[F#]You are
[F#]Almost hopeless
[F#]On the [A]school's social map you're just a blip
[B]But if you
Take my advice and if you [C#m]pay the listed price
Well, then you [F#]go from sad to interesting
To [A]hip - Your whole life will flip!
[B]When you buy a [E]Squip!

[OUTRO]
[E]Hey, yeah, a Squip! [C#m](Ahhh,[C] ahhhh)
[E]Oh, a Squip (Ah[C#m]hh, a[C]hhhh)
[E]Hey, yeah! (Ah[C#m]hh, ahh[C]hh)
[B]No longer a [E]drip when you got in [C]your grip
[C]A Squip
[D]A Squip
[E]A Squip (A[F#]h, ah[G] , ah[E] , ah, ah. Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah. Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah)