Ballad Of Farquaad chords

[INTRO]
[C#5]

[VERSE 1]
[C#5]My Daddy was a miner
So he [E5]wasn't much around.
[B5]Foraging for [D5]diamonds
A [G#sus4]life spent underg[G#]round.
[C#5]Daddy didn't talk much
He [E5]barely said "Hello."
He'd [B5]simply mutter[D5] , "Heigh, ho." [G#7sus4]
N.C C#m
And off to work he'd go
[C#m]Daddy was grumpy

[REFRAIN]
My [Dm]Momma was a princess
Who [F]left her crown behind
[Cm]Daddy was her true[Eb] love,
So [A]Momma didn't mind.
I [Dm]never knew my Momma
But she [F]could've been a queen
She [Cm]married way be[Eb]neath her [A5]
N.C Dm
Beneath her knee, I mean

[VERSE 2]
[Dm]Oh, [Bbm]Daddy's bed was lum[Ab]py
So [Gb]Mommy couldn't [Db]sleep
[Bbm]Daddy built a n[Ab]ew one
So [Eb/G]tall and so [F/A]steep!
[Bbm]Twenty five [Fm]mattresses she [Bbm]slept up[Fm]on
[GbM7]One night she rolled [Fm7]over [Gb]
N.C C#m
And Momma was gone
[C#m]So Daddy was grumpy!

[BRIDGE]
[Am]Me and my old [D]man
A [G]tale as old as [C]dirt
A [Am]bitter, distant [F]father,
In a[Gsus4] tiny [G]under[C]shirt. [E7]
[Am]Daddy up and [D]left me
[G]Left me good as [C]dead
[Am]Now he lives in [F]squalor...[G5]
N.C
Sleepin' seven to a [Cm]bed![F] [Cm]
[Bb]Oh, if you could only [Eb]see me now,
Daddy, I'd invite [D]you to the wedding
N.C
But you have to be this tall to get in!

[INSTRUMENTAL]
[A] [A#dim7] [E7]

[VERSE 3]
My [A]bride-to-be is gorgeous!
Her [D/A]wedding dress, designer!
The guest list will b[Bdim/A]e ma - j[A]or!
N.C
Without a minor miner!
[D] [A] [B7] [E]
Tra-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la La!
[A]Packs of royal lackeys
[D/A]Playing [Bdim/A] vio - [A]lin
[D]Strings of royal [A]underlings
Who [B7]will not let you [E]in
Ha, [B7]ha! Ha, ha! Ha, ha!

[REFRAIN]
Tricked out [Eb6/Bb]carriage!
(Tricked out carriage.)

Twenty stallions!
(Twenty stallions.)
With a coachman named [Ab6/Bb]Raoul
(With a coachman named Raoul!)
Big re[Eb/Bb]ception
(Big re[Ab6/Bb]ception)
With a [Eb/Bb]boy band
(With a [Ab6/Bb]boy band)
And a royal DJ by the [Fm]pool!

[VERSE 4]
[Dm]Yes, I can see my future
And [F]so it shall be done
It's [Cm]total domin[Eb]ation
With some [A]torture [Gm]just for [A]fun.
'Cause [Dm]I will have my wedding
And [F]I will have a queen
And [Cm]once I get that [Eb/Bb]crown on,
You will [A]get the guillotine

[OUTRO]
And I'll [Bbm]punish you, [A]Daddy 'Cause
[Gb]I'm all grown-[Db]up and
[Bbm]bigger than [Ab]you'll ever [Gb]know!
N.C Ebm (Once)
You're gonna pay, Daddy!
N.C Ebm (once)
It's any day, Daddy!
N.C Ab7sus4
I'm off to work!
N.C
Heigh, [Db]ho! [Cb] [Db5]