The Aliens Curse Words Song chords

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[VERSE 1]
[B5]Sometimes things [A5]happen to me
that [G5]make me wanna [F#5]curse
like when I [B5]accidentally forg[A5]et
where I left my [G5]man purse
[F#5]not that I have a man purse
[B5]But I would pref[A5]er not to offend
[G5]fellow humans cause I [F#5]am one
If there was [B5]only cursing terminolo[A5]gy
that seemed appropriate [G5]in all situati[F#5]ons

-Hey guys, guess what?

-What?

[VERSE 2]

Yo,
I [B5]landed on a planet that we [A5]used to call Pluto
these [G5]aliens attacked I coulda [F#5]sworn they known judo
I [B5]made it out alive with a [A5]gift to humanity
[G5] to my surprise it was a [F#5]satchel of profanity

-Peep game, It was words like

[CHORUS]

[D]Boomshkie -They said that
[F#]Snigglesnoorp
[G]Swaqqafuffle, Imzow, Zilkrek, Glepoosh
[A]Dartafus -So offensive
[D]Dubopshazinski -Wow
[F#]Frozen cherries
[G]Flingpoot, Waflank, Derbragel
[A]Blarfelnoggle -And then they had the nerve to say
[D]Florplestompkin

-So I called NASA and I got outta there... Yup