Poor Pirates chords

[INTRO]
[Gm] [Bb] [Eb] [D]

[VERSE]
[Gm]Let me begin with a [Bb]hearty ho ho
And a [Eb]tale that nobody tells [Bb]well
I've not [Gm]come all the way from En-[Bb]C-I-N-O
To be [Eb]treated like sewage that [D]smells

I'm[Eb] certainly not that surpri[Bb]sed
For this [D]story is older than [F]time [Eb]
Me [F]peglegged pirating [F]brethren and I
Are [F]society's [F]slug-ridden [F]slime

[VERSE]
[Gm]We've all been cast out as [Bb]scallywag rogues
With [Eb]fire in our beards and our [Bb]eyes
There's a [Gm]side to us pirates that [Bb]nobody knows
And it's [Eb]soft as a baby's back[D]side

[Eb]Some of us just want ad[Bb]ventures
The [D]open-sea wind in our [F]earrings [Eb]
[F]Why are we constantly [F]misunderstood
[F]Don't you know [F]pirates have [F]feelings

[CHORUS]
Poor [Eb]pirates, P-O-O-[Bb]ARR
Poor [F]pirates, P-O-O-[Gm]ARR
Poor [Eb]pirates can't [Bb]deny this simple [F]truth
Poor [Eb]pirates, [Bb]P - O - O - [D]ARR
People [Gm]too (too, [Gm]too, too)
[Gm] Nice harmonie[D]s, matey[Gm]s!

[VERSE]
[Gm]Think of how harrrd we have [Bb]had it (so hard)
Out on [Eb]ships there is not much to [Bb]eat (not much to eat)
And [Gm]dentists hate pirate ins[Bb]urance (yo ho no)
Which is [Eb]why we've so many gold [D]teeth (We've too many gold teeth)

Me [Eb]laundry stays damp and me [Bb]boots start to stink
And me [D]fingernails filthy and [F]dirty [Eb]
Me [F]internet loads unbe[F]lievably slow
And me [F]bedtime's [F]around 7:[F]30

[CHORUS]
Poor [Eb]pirates, P-O-O-[Bb]ARR
Poor [F]pirates, P-O-O-[Gm]ARR
Poor [Eb]pirates can't [Bb]deny this simple [F]truth
We're poor [Eb]pirates, P-O-O-[Bb]ARR
Poor [F]pirates, P-O-O-[Gm]ARR
Poor [Eb]pirates have it [Bb]so much worse than [D]you

[BRIDGE]
We've got [Eb]pirate parades to which [Bb]nobody comes
Captain [F]Kidd hosts a marathon but [Gm]nobody runs
Long John [Eb]Silver invented the [Bb]bloomin' onion
But you [D]think he gets credit for that? (NO!)

[Eb]Captain... um... no one [Bb]knows his first name
And old [F]Greenbeard's been driven com[Gm]pletely insane
Hardly [Eb]anyone celebrates our [Bb]one holiday
[D] Arr... Talk Like a Pirate Day!

[CHORUS]
We're poor [Eb]pirates, P-O-O-[Bb]ARR
Poor [F]pirates, P-O-O-[Gm]ARR
Poor [Eb]pirates can't [Bb]deny this simple [F]truth
(Can't deny that we're poor, poor )
[Eb]Pirates, P-O-O-[Bb]ARR
Poor [F]pirates, P-O-O-[Gm]ARR
Poor [Eb]pirates can't de[Bb]ny this simple [F]truth
That [Eb]pirates, [Bb]P - O - O - [D]ARR
[Gm] People too [D] [Gm] Yo ho!