Michael In The Bathroom chords

[VERSE]
I am [Am]hanging in the [Em]bathroom at the [Am]biggest party of the [Em]fall
I could [F]stay right here or [Am]disappear, and [C]nobody'd even [Am]notice at all

I'm a c[Am]reeper in a [Em]bathroom 'cause my[Am] buddy kinda left me [Em]alone
But I'd [F]rather fake pee than stand[Am] awkwardly, or p[C]retend to check a text on my [Am]phone

[F]Everything felt fine [Em]when I was half of a [C]pair
Now through no [F]fault of mine, [Em]there's no other half t[C]here

[CHORUS]
Now I'm just [F]Michael in the bathroom,[Am] Michael in the bathroom, at a [C]party
[Am]Forget how long it's been
I'm just [F]Michael in the bathroom, [Am]Michael in the bathroom at a [C]party
[Am]No you can't come in!
[C]I'm waiting it out 'til it's [Em]time to leave
[C]And picking at grout as I [F]softly grieve
I'm just[C] Michael who you [Am]don't know, [C]Michael flyin' solo, [F]Michael in the bathroom by himself
Oh, by hims[C]elf

[VERSE]
I am hi[Am]ding, but he's [Em]out there, just [Am]ignoring all our[Em] history
Memories [F]get erased, and I'll[Am] get replaced, with a [C]newer, cooler version of m[Am]e
And I h[Am]ear a drunk girl sing [Em]along to [Am]Whitney through the [Em]door - [Am]I wanna dance with somebody!
And my [F]feelings sink, 'cause it[Am] makes me think: now there's[C] no one to make fun of[Am] drunk girls with anymore!

[CHORUS]
Now it's just [F]Michael in the [Am]bathroom, M[C]ichael in the bathroom at a party
[Am]I half regret the beers
[F]Michael in the bathroom, Michael in the [Am]bathroom at a [C]party
[Am]As I choke back the tears
[C]I'll wait as long as I need, until my [F]face is dry
Or I'll just[C] blame it on weed, or something [F]in my eye!
I'm just [C]Michael who you don't know, [Am]Michael flyin' solo
[C]Michael in the bathroom by [F]himself!

[BRIDGE]
[Am]Knock, k[Am]nock, kno[Am]ck, knoc[Am]k
[C]They're gonna start to shout soon
[Am]Knock, k[Am]nock, kno[Am]ck, knoc[Am]k
[C]Oh hell yeah, I'll be out soon

[A]Knock, [A]knock, [A]knock, [A]knock
[F]It sucks you left me here alone-
[A]Knock, [A]knock, [A]knock, [A]knock
[F]Here in this teenage battle zone-

[E]Clang, [E]clang, [E]clang, [E]clang
[F]I feel the pressure blowing up-
[E]Bang, [E]bang, [E]bang, [E]bang
[F]My big mistake was showing up-

[Am]Splash, s[Am]plash, spl[Am]ash, sp[Am]lash
[F] [Em] *
I throw some water in my face
F *
And I am in a better place
Em *
I go to open up the door
But I can't hear knocking [F]Anymore

And I can't [Am]help but [Em]yearn
For a [C]different [Am]time
And then I [C]look in the [Am]mirror
And the [C]present is [Am]clearer
And there's no [F]denying, [C]I'm just-

[CHORUS]
[F] [Am] [x2]

[C]At a party
[Am]Is there a sadder sight than-
*[F]hum[Am]s*
[F]Michael in the[Am] bathroom at a [C]party

[VERSE]
This is a[Am] heinous night
I wish I [F]stayed at home in bed watching [C]cable porn
Or wish I [Am]offed myself instead
Wish I was [C]never born!
I'm just M[Am]ichael who's a [F]loner
So [Am]he must be a s[C]toner
[Am]Rides a PT [F]Cruiser
[Am]God he's such a [C]loser
[Am]Michael flyin' [F]solo
[Am]Who you think that y[C]ou know
[Am]Michael in the [F]bathroom by [C]himself
[C]Oh, by him[F]self
[C]Oh, by hi[F]mself
[C]All you k[F]now about me is my name
[C]Awesome p[F]arty
[C]I'm so [F]glad I cam[C]e