Myxomatosis Judge Jury Executioner chords

[C] [B] [D] [C] [B] [C] :|| (second bar)

My edited version is this:

[G] [Em] [F#m] [D] [Em]

[C] ([Cadd9]) [C] [D] ([Dsus4]) [D]

The extra chords (Cadd9 and Dsus4) are optionnal and consist of ''fiddling'' around with
the pinky on these notes:

[C] (major) [Cadd9] [D] (major) [Dsus4]
|-0-| |-0-| |-2-|<-*->|-3-|
|-1-|<-*->|-3-| |-3-| |-3-|
|-0-| |-0-| |-2-| |-2-|
|-2-| |-2-| |-0-| |-0-|
|-3-| |-3-| |---| |---|
|---| |---| |---| |---|

***The note added with Cadd9 covers the ''B'' that is replaced from the original
sequence. The ''G'' added in Dsus4 is compeletely irrelevent, but i believe it has a
good ring
to it. As I said before, these notes are optionnal so I won't put them in the tabs, but
I play them with every ''C'' or ''D'' in exeption of the chorus. Enough explinations for
now, here are the tabs:

Intro/Riff x4
[G] [Em] [F#m] [D] [Em] [C] [D]

The [G]mon[Em]grel [F#m]cat [D]came [Em]home [C] [D]
[G]Hol[Em]ding [F#m]half [D]a [Em]head [C] [D]
Pro[G]ceeded [Em]to [F#m]show [D]it [Em]off [C] [D]
To [G]all [Em]his [F#m]new [D]found [Em]friends [C] [D]
He said I [G]be[Em]en [F#m]where [D]I [Em]liked [C] [D]
I [G]slept [Em]with [F#m]who [D]I [Em]liked [C] [D]
She [G]ate [Em]me [F#m]up f[D]or [Em]brea[C]kfast [D]
She [G]screwed [Em]me [F#m]in a[D] v[Em]ice [C] [D]

And now
C (whole chorus)
I don't know why I feel so tongue-tied

Riff x2:
[G] [Em] [F#m] [D] [Em] [C] [D]

[G]I [Em]sat [F#m]in t[D]he [Em]cup[C]board [D]
And [G]wrote [Em]it [F#m]down [D]in [Em]neat [C] [D]
They were [G]chee[Em]ring and [F#m]wavin[D]g [Em]
[C]Cheering and wa[D]ving
[G] [Em] [F#m] [D] [Em]
[C]Twitch[D]ing and salivating like with myxomatosis
But it got [G]ed-[Em]it-[F#m]ed f[D]ucked [Em]up [C] [D]
[G]Stran[Em]gled [F#m]beat[D]en [Em]up [C] [D]
[G]Used [Em]in a [F#m]phot[D]o [Em]in [C]time maga[D]zine
[G] [Em] [F#m] [D] [Em] [C]
Bu[D]ried in a burning black hole in devon

C (whole chorus)
I don't know why I feel so tongue-tied
Don't know why I feel so skinned alive

[G] [Em] [F#m] [D] [Em] [C]
My tho[D]ughts are misguided and a little naive
[G] [Em] [F#m] [D] [Em]
[C]I twitch[D] and I salivate like with myxomatosis
[G] [Em] [F#m] [D] [Em]
[C]You shoul[D]d put me in a home or you should put me down
I got [G]myxo[Em]mat[F#m]osis[D] [Em]
I got [C]myxomatos[D]is
[G] [Em] [F#m] [D] [Em]
[C]Yeah no one[D] likes a smart arse but we all like stars
[G] [Em] [F#m] [D] [Em] [C]
That wasn[D]'t my intention, I did it for a reason

Original Audio Ending:
It [G]must have [Em]got [F#m]mixed [D]up [Em]
[C]Strangled beaten [D]up
I got [G]myxo[Em]mat[F#m]osis[D] [Em]
I got [C]myxomatos[D]is

C (whole chorus)
I don't know why I feel so tongue-tied

Outro/Riff x?
[G] [Em] [F#m] [D] [Em] [C] [D]

The original (non-acoustic) is a fade. I preffer to end it with a ''G'' but it's totally
up to you.

Booklet Ending:

He shook hands with the cripples and he gave them all milk
He did a few card tricks for his mafia geeks
But now I don't know why I feel so tongue tied

***I have no idea how that last part is played, but you can have fun figuring it out***