Me Psp Chords & Lyrics - Misc Unsigned Bands - The Lancashire Hotpots

[D] , [Em7] , [A] , [D] , [D] , [Em7] , [A] , [A]

To get the gist of the rhythmn and chord changes, just listen to the song.

I[D]'ve got a confession to make,
For a [Em7]man of my age,
Now y[A]oung lads play with it all the time,
They [D]think it's all the rage,
[D]They do it in their bedrooms,
When their m[Em7]um and dads in bed,
Grown m[A]en like me shouldn't do it,
'Cause we[A]'ve got wives instead,

I've tried ta[D]lkin' to the wife,
But she do[Em7]esn't understand,
The pleas[A]ure that it gives me,
When I ho[D]ld it in me hand,
The l[D]onger I play wi' it,
The [Em7]more it gets 'ard,
Esp[A]ecially when y've got n' memory on yer memory card!

[BRIDGE]
[D]Dirty! You were thinkin' about somethin' else, I can tell!


[D]It started one day,
[Em7]I got a bonus from work,
[A]Two hundred pounds,
[D]Oh the wife she went berzerk,
[D]'Cause she sent me down to B&Q,
[Em7]To go and buy some shelves,
[A]But I spent the cash in gamestation,
[A]And she played merry hell!

[D]See I got meself a PSP wi' a [Em7]couple o' great games,
[A]And ever since I've bought it,
[D]Life hasn't been the same,
[D]Well she wants me't do the gutters,[Em7] "It'd only take a day",
[A]But now I'm wastin' all me time playin' GTA

O[D]h me PSP, me[Em7] PSP,
[A]It really is fantastic,
[D]It is the one for me,
[D]When I saw it in the shop just s[Em7]ittin' on a shelf,
[A]'Cause now I get so much pleasure playin with meself,
[D]I've tried talkin' to the wife but she[Em7] doesn't understand,
[D]The pleasure that it gives me when I 'old it in me 'and,
[D]The longer I play wi'it the m[Em7]ore it gets 'ard,
[A]Especially when y've got n' memory on yer memory card!!

[D]Right


[D]But wife is gettin' fed up now I n[Em7]ever come to bed,
[A]I just sit on the sofa and p[D]lay fifa instead,
[D]She puts on sexy underwear and giv[Em7]es me come-to-bed eyes,
[A]But the kid down't road I've got to beat him he's on to level five!

[D]Oh me PSP, [Em7]me PSP,
[A]It really is fantastic,
[D]It is the one for me,
[D]Glad I saw it in the shop just [Em7]sittin' on a shelf,
[A]'Cause now I get so much pleasure playin with meself,
[D]I've tried talkin' to the wife but she d[Em7]oesn't understand,
[A]The pleasure that it gives me when I [D]'old it in me 'and,
[D]The longer I play wi'it the [Em7]more it gets 'ard,
[A]Especially when y've got n' memory on yer memory card!!

[D]Right, Left, left, left, left, I'm pressin' it jean, I'm bloody pressin' it!!


[D]And then one night when me 'n wife are [Em7]cosy lay in bed,
She [A]whispered softly in me ear and t[D]his is what she said;
&[D]quot;Darlin' I've been thinkin'", (what[Em7] about)? "'bout our bedroom fun",
&[A]quot;And the pleasure that you get, by movin just yer thumb", Dirty
"[D] ;Well I bought mesell a present" What y[Em7]er got? "To keep me entertained"

Selfish
&q[A]uot;I'll confess that it takes batteries[D]" Oh "But I'm sure you wont complain" Right
I couldn't [D]think of what she'd bought,
[Em7]But I didn't have to guess,
C[A]ause right then she pulled it out - a nintendo D.S!

[D]I tried talkin' to the wife and no[Em7]w she understands,
[A]The pleasure that it gives her when she 'o[D]lds it in 'er 'and,
[D]The longer she plays wi'it the m[Em7]ore it gets 'ard,
[A]Especially when shes got n' memory on 'er memory card!!