Plastic Jesus chords

Capo 2, standard chord formations

[D]I don't care if it [D7]rains or freezes
[G]as long as I've got my plastic Jesus
[D]riding on the dashboard of my [A7]car

[D]Through my trials and [D7]tribulations
[G]and my travels through many nations
[D]with my plastic [A7]Jesus I'll go [D]far

[CHORUS]
[D]Plastic Jesus, [G]Plastic Jesus
[D]riding on the dashboard of my [A7]car
[D]He won't slip, [D7]He won't slide
[G]'Cause His feet are magnitized
[D]riding on the [A7]dashboard of my [D]car

[D]Riding down a [D7]thoroughfare
[G]With His nose up in the air
[D](a) wreck might be ahead but He don't [A7]mind
[D]Trouble coming, [D7]He don't see
[G]He just keeps his eyes on me
[D]and any other [A7]thing that lies be[D]hind

Repeat Chorus (x2)
[D]Plastic Jesus, [G]Plastic Jesus
[D]riding on the dashboard of my [A7]car
[D]Though the sunshine [D7]on His back
[G]Makes Him peel and chip and crack
[D]a little patchin' [A7]keeps Him up to [D]par
[D]Plastic Jesus, [G]Plastic Jesus
[D]riding on the [A7]dashboard of my [D]car
[D]Once His robe was [D7]snowy white
[G]Now it ain't quite so bright
[D]Stained by the [A7]smoke of my [D]cigar

[D]If I weave [D7]around at night
[G]and the po-lice think I'm tight
[D]they never find my bottle though they [A7]ask
[D]Plastic Jesus Shelters[D7] me
[G]For His head comes off you see
[D]He's hollow and I [A7]use Him for a [D]flask

Repeat Chorus
[D]Plastic Jesus, [G]Plastic Jesus
[D]riding on the dashboard of my [A7]car
[D]Ride with me and [D7]have a dram
[G]of the blood of the Lamb
[D]Plastic Jesus [A7]is a holy [D]bar