Me And My Big Loud Mouth chords

[INTRO]
[B] [F#] [B]

[VERSE 1]
[B]I stepped into a drugstore just to [E]get myself a [B]smoke
[B]A pretty waitress smiled so sweet I [E]fell and that's no [B]joke
[B]I asked her for a date to ride down [E]lover's lane, we [B]two
She said "I'll ask my husband, that's him, [F#]sitting next to y[B]ou"

[CHORUS]
[B]Me and my big loud mouth,
[B]me and my big loud [F#]mouth,
He [B]stood up, six foot tall or more
I [E]felt like falling through the floor
[B]Me and my [F#]big loud m[B]outh

[INSTRUMENTAL]
[B] [F#] [B] [F#]

[VERSE 2]
[B]My boss came up to me one day and [E]said my work was [B]good
[B]I thanked him for the compliment, I [E]done the best I [B]could
[B]When I thought he was gone I said "I'll [E]have his job [B]soon"
He heard it all and that is when he [F#]lowered the b[B]oom

[CHORUS]
[B]Me and my big loud mouth,
[B]me and my big loud [F#]mouth,
[B]Since I got the well-known axe
I [E]can't draw unemployment tax
Me and my [F#]big loud m[B]outh

[INSTRUMENTAL]
[B] [F#] [B] [F#]

[VERSE 3]
[B]My wife was looking hot all right, she [E]said to me one [B]day
"[B]I'm feeling faint, I need to see a [E]doctor right a[B]way"
[B]He called it indigestion and he [E]told us not to [B]fear
[B]Now indigestion's five years old and [F#]goes to school next y[B]ear

[CHORUS]
[B]Him and his big loud mouth,
[B]Him and his big loud [F#]mouth,
I s[B]wear it's more than I can stand
[E]She's got indigestion again
[B]Me and my [F#]big loud m[B]outh
[B]Yeah, me and my [F#]big loud m[B]outh

[OUTRO]
[B] [F#] [B]