May The Bird Of Paradise Fly Up Your Nose chords

[INTRO]

[C] [G7] [C]

[VERSE 1]

[C]One fine day as I was a- [G7]walkin' down the [C]street, spied a beggar
man with rags upon his [G7]feet. Took a [C]penny from my pocket in his [F]tin cup I did
[D]drop it and I [C]heard him say [G7]as I turned to [C]go.

[CHORUS]

[C]May the bird of paradise fly up your nose. May an elephant caress
you with his [G7]toes. May your [C]wife be plagued with runners in her [F]hose. May the
[C]bird of [G7]paradise fly up your [C]nose. [G7] [C]

[VERSE 2]

[C]The laundry man is [G7]really on his [C]toes, found a $100 dollar bill
among my [G7]clothes. When he [C]called me I came runnin' gave him [F]back his dime for
[D]phonin. And I [C]heard him sayin' [G7]as I turned to [C]go.

[CHORUS]

[C]May the bird of paradise fly up your nose. May an elephant caress
you with his [G7]toes. May your [C]wife be plagued with runners in her [F]hose. May the
[C]bird of [G7]paradise fly up your [C]nose. [G7] [C]

[VERSE 3]

[C]I was way behind one [G7]day to catch the [C]plane. Taxi driver said
"We'll make it just the [G7]same". Well, a [C]speed cop made it with us and as [F]he
wrote out the [D]ticket, I stood [C]by politely [G7]waitin' for my [C]change.

[CHORUS]

[C]May the bird of paradise fly up your nose. May an elephant caress
you with his [G7]toes. May your [C]wife be plagued with runners in her [F]hose. May the
[C]bird of [G7]paradise fly up your [C]nose. [G7] [C]

[CHORUS]

[C]May the bird of paradise fly up your nose. May an elephant caress
you with his [G7]toes. May your [C]wife be plagued with runners in her [F]hose. May the
[C]bird of [G7]paradise fly up your [C]nose. [G7] [C]