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[VERSE 1]
[E]Well Long Eared Drifter riding ‘cross the plain.
[E]Nobody'd ever seen him, nobody knew his name.
[D]When he stormed into town and r[A]eached
For some filtered water.[E] [D]
[A]And some carrot nibblers.
[VERSE 2]
[E]Well a pretty little filly stopped the stranger and she said,
"Step into my saloon and rest your weary head.”
[D]But the stranger just shook his head and[A] said,
"I’ll have a nicoise sal[E]ad.
[CHORUS]
'Cause t[Am]here's g[E]ood carbs and bad carbs and every cowboy knows,
[Am]The carb[E]s from fruits and vegetables will help you fit your clothes.
[D]Speaking of which I’m gonna need ,
[A]Some mor[E]e carrot nibblers.”
[VERSE 3]
[E](single strums) G
Then he saw Black Bart standing in the sunrise,
[Am]He had gristle i[E]n his teeth and diabetes in his eyes.
[D]He said [A]"Bart, you and me's gonna square off,
Over a yogurt pa[E]rfait."
[CHORUS]
[Am]But Bart scooped up the woman and he [Em]took off riding hard,
[Am]He took her to a taco stand that makes e[Em]verything with lard.
[Am]He ordered sixteen tacos made with bullets, be[F]ef and flour,
[Em]He said "Girl, you're gonna eat these even i[B]f it takes an hour.”
[VERSE 4]
[E]Well that's when that old stranger came a-riding up fast,
He dismounted his pony and took a shot of wheat grass.
[D]"This taco party's over," said the stra[A]nger with a drawl,
[E]"You eat that junk, you'll jack up your bad cholesterol.
[D]And one more thi[A]ng buddy - you forgot your parfait.”
[VERSE 5]
[D]As when you're fighting e[A]vil eve[E]ry healthy cowboy knows,
[D]You gotta keep your blo[A]od sugar [E]from getting too low.
'Cause[D] if you don't you better k[A]now, Joe.
You’re gonna get real [E]sleepy.
[VERSE 6]
[E]Well, Bart just laughed and said "I don't need that trash,
I live on steak and ice-cream and corned beef hash.
[D]And I'd mow you down right now[A] if I wasn't feeling so sluggish.” [E]
[CHORUS]
The stra[Am]nger pushed that parfait towards him and he[Em] stared Bart down,
And a hu[Am]sh and a chill f[Em]ell across the town.
[D]And everybody froze as Bart reac[A]hed
And took a bite of his pa[E]rfait.
[VERSE 7]
Well Ba[D]rt’s cheeks got ro[A]sy and his [E]hair regained its sheen.
He said "[D]It’s my su[A]gar intake that's bee[E]n making me so mean.
[D]Speaking of which stranger won't you s[A]hare some of those carrot nibblers?"
[VERSE 8]
[E]And now two cowboys ride across that dusty land,
Vanquishing darkness and eating oat bran.
[D]And one [A]thing you better understand, man,
[D]They har[A]dly ever get sleepy.
[D]They als[A]o enjoy stir-fry.
[D]They car[A]efully control their portions.
[D]And they[A] keep food journals.
[D]And they[A] share their nibblers.
(Healthy cowboys)
[E]Well Long Eared Drifter riding ‘cross the plain.
[E]Nobody'd ever seen him, nobody knew his name.
[D]When he stormed into town and r[A]eached
For some filtered water.[E] [D]
[A]And some carrot nibblers.
[VERSE 2]
[E]Well a pretty little filly stopped the stranger and she said,
"Step into my saloon and rest your weary head.”
[D]But the stranger just shook his head and[A] said,
"I’ll have a nicoise sal[E]ad.
[CHORUS]
'Cause t[Am]here's g[E]ood carbs and bad carbs and every cowboy knows,
[Am]The carb[E]s from fruits and vegetables will help you fit your clothes.
[D]Speaking of which I’m gonna need ,
[A]Some mor[E]e carrot nibblers.”
[VERSE 3]
[E](single strums) G
Then he saw Black Bart standing in the sunrise,
[Am]He had gristle i[E]n his teeth and diabetes in his eyes.
[D]He said [A]"Bart, you and me's gonna square off,
Over a yogurt pa[E]rfait."
[CHORUS]
[Am]But Bart scooped up the woman and he [Em]took off riding hard,
[Am]He took her to a taco stand that makes e[Em]verything with lard.
[Am]He ordered sixteen tacos made with bullets, be[F]ef and flour,
[Em]He said "Girl, you're gonna eat these even i[B]f it takes an hour.”
[VERSE 4]
[E]Well that's when that old stranger came a-riding up fast,
He dismounted his pony and took a shot of wheat grass.
[D]"This taco party's over," said the stra[A]nger with a drawl,
[E]"You eat that junk, you'll jack up your bad cholesterol.
[D]And one more thi[A]ng buddy - you forgot your parfait.”
[VERSE 5]
[D]As when you're fighting e[A]vil eve[E]ry healthy cowboy knows,
[D]You gotta keep your blo[A]od sugar [E]from getting too low.
'Cause[D] if you don't you better k[A]now, Joe.
You’re gonna get real [E]sleepy.
[VERSE 6]
[E]Well, Bart just laughed and said "I don't need that trash,
I live on steak and ice-cream and corned beef hash.
[D]And I'd mow you down right now[A] if I wasn't feeling so sluggish.” [E]
[CHORUS]
The stra[Am]nger pushed that parfait towards him and he[Em] stared Bart down,
And a hu[Am]sh and a chill f[Em]ell across the town.
[D]And everybody froze as Bart reac[A]hed
And took a bite of his pa[E]rfait.
[VERSE 7]
Well Ba[D]rt’s cheeks got ro[A]sy and his [E]hair regained its sheen.
He said "[D]It’s my su[A]gar intake that's bee[E]n making me so mean.
[D]Speaking of which stranger won't you s[A]hare some of those carrot nibblers?"
[VERSE 8]
[E]And now two cowboys ride across that dusty land,
Vanquishing darkness and eating oat bran.
[D]And one [A]thing you better understand, man,
[D]They har[A]dly ever get sleepy.
[D]They als[A]o enjoy stir-fry.
[D]They car[A]efully control their portions.
[D]And they[A] keep food journals.
[D]And they[A] share their nibblers.
(Healthy cowboys)
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