Limit As X Approaches Girlfriend chords

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Ukulele Chords
[D] [A] [G] [C] [F] [D](High)
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Intro: [D] [A] [G] [D]

If [D]your love's x and f(x) is a function than you [A]can't love more than 1 in
conjunction cause [G]that would mean your original love wasn't [D]true.
I w[D]ish that x belonged to me, but [A]sadly I is not a subset of we cause[G] we
returns the null set when it relates to [D]you.
[D]I loved this girl and she loved me too, but she was [A]always tangent to some
dude who would ro[G]tate her head around the z axis when he walked [D]by.
So [D]while he's over there tangent to her curves, I'll be [A]mopin' round here
cause I [G]ain't got the nerve to tell her how I feel; no, I [D]don't wanna be that guy.

I [C]wish I could i[G]nvert that graph on her f[D]ace.
[C]That downward [F]facing parabol[D]a.
[C]She'd take my h[G]and; we'd get o[D]ut of this place.
[C]But I can't a[F]sk her out be[D]cause.

[C] [G] [C] [D](High)
She's my limit as x approaches girlfriend
[C]It's like this [G]function never [D]ends.
[C] [G] [C] [D](High)
Even if I wait until infinity
[C]I think that [G]we'll just stay [D]friends.

[C] [G] [C] [D](High)
She's my limit as x approaches girlfriend
[C]It's like this [G]function never [D]ends.
[C] [G] [C] [D](High)
Even if I wait until infinity
[C]I think that [G]we'll just stay [D]friends.

If I [D]plotted my love for her on a graph it'd be i[A]rrational, discontinuous,
and half of the l[G]ove I could give her if only we went [D]out!
[D]But no matter how hard I try, I'll [A]never be the cardioid of her eye; this
[G]love of our just seems so asymp[D]totic!
If you [D]count up all the nights I've cried over [A]her because I couldn't
optimize her f[G]unction has way too many c[D]onstraints.
Her [D]solution is so unbounded that I'm [A]pretty sure that it can't be found and
[G]if it could well I just can't do it by [D]hand.

I [C]wish I could i[G]nvert that graph on her f[D]ace.
[C]That downward [F]facing parabol[D]a.
[C]She'd take my h[G]and; we'd get o[D]ut of this place.
[C]But I can't a[F]sk her out be[D]cause.

[C] [G] [C] [D](High)
She's my limit as x approaches girlfriend
[C]It's like this [G]function never [D]ends.
[C] [G] [C] [D](High)
Even if I wait until infinity
[C]I think that [G]we'll just stay [D]friends.

[C] [G] [C] [D](High)
She's my limit as x approaches girlfriend
[C]It's like this [G]function never [D]ends.
[C] [G] [C] [D](High)
Even if I wait until infinity
[C]I think that [G]we'll just stay [D]friends.

[D]When the time finally came, she [A]sat me down and said:
[G]Listen Ev, I'll explain it [D]terms that you can understand
You [D]really are such a great guy
Another [A]variable can't be hard to find
[G]We may be like terms, but I don't [D]like you like that.
[D]Before you get the chance to cry
[A]Know that I love you
But the [G]love you thought we had
Was Imag[D]inary

[C] [G] [C] [D](High) [C] [G]
Whoooahhh. My love was not real at all it was the square root of negative
[D]one.
[C] [G] [C] [D](High) [C] [G] [D]
Whooahhh. This limit does not exist. I've come undone.

[C] [G] [C] [D](High)
She's my limit as x approaches girlfriend
[C]If only I[G]'d checked the d[D]omain.
[C] [G] [C] [D](High)
As t approached 18 she diverged completely
[C] And [G]ever since she hasn't been the[D] same.