Dont Bite chords

Capo 1

[CHORUS]
[E]Don?t Bite The Dick, that f**ks you honey
[A]You gotta to learn, to suck it funny
[E]Not all those dicks taste like rubber, covered [B7]with goo
[E]Some cums clear, some cums milky
[A]Some cums thick, and some cums silky
[E]Don?t Bite The Dick that f**ks you honey
[B7]It?ll be good to [E]you. [B7]

[E]Momma be proud of your daughter
[A]Think of all the things you taught her
[E]Not to go in to the water, till she[B7] could swim
[E]How to cook, how to sew
[A]But there?s other things you know
[E]You should have taught her about sex
[B7]And it was not a [E]sin.
You shoulda said?

[CHORUS]
[E]Don?t Bite The Dick, that f**ks you honey
[A]You gotta to learn, to suck it funny
[E]Not all those dicks taste like rubber, covered [B7]with goo
[E]Some cums clear, some cums milky
[A]Some cums thick, and some cums silky
[E]Don?t Bite The Dick that f**ks you honey
[B7]It?ll be good to [E]you. [B7]

[E]You should have taught her how to suck one
[A]If you?da taught her how to f**k one
[E]Maybe she would have never snuck on[B7]e, when you wasn?t home
[E]You coulda taught her not to fight it
[A]You coulda told her not to bite it
[E]You coulda taught her wrong from right
[B7]But you left her on her [E]own.
You shoulda said?

[CHORUS]
[E]Don?t Bite The Dick, that f**ks you honey
[A]You gotta to learn, to suck it funny
[E]Not all those dicks taste like rubber, covered [B7]with goo
[E]Some cums clear, some cums milky
[A]Some cums thick, and some cums silky
[E]Don?t Bite The Dick that f**ks you honey
[B7]It?ll be good to [E]you. [B7]