Dont Be A Jerk Its Christmas chords

[G] ; 320003
[Cadd9] ; x32003
[D] ; xx0232

[INTRO]
[G] , [Cadd9]
(Spongebob) Ahoy everybody, Spongebob here, Christmas means presents and
mistletoe, sharing and caring, so during this festive season please, don't be a jerk.

[CHORUS]
Bring j[G]oy to the [Cadd9]world; it's the t[G]hing to [Cadd9]do.
But the w[G]orld does not rev[Cadd9]olve around [G]you
Don't [Cadd9]be a j[D]erk It's [G]Christmas.

[CHORUS]
There's a sign above the line that says "Express"
That means ten items or less
Don't be a jerk (don't be a jerk) It's Christmas.

[VERSE 1]
Be nice to [Cadd9]babies and animals, old folks too
Cuz t[G]hat's how you'd like them to treat you
[Cadd9]Use turn signals, don't screen my calls
Don't you w[D]reck the house when you deck the halls.

[CHORUS]
Spit your gum where it won't wind up on my shoe
Squeeze toothpaste from the bottom of the tube.
Don't be a jerk (don't be a jerk) It's Christmas.
It's Christmas!

[VERSE 2]
When others are talking never interrupt
Don't put people down or leave the toilet seat up
It's the time for family and holly and turkey
'Tis the season to be jolly not jerky (jolly not jerky).

[CHORUS]
Don't dig in the cereal box for goodness sakes
Take the prize and leave me nothing but flakes
Don't be a jerk (don't be a jerk) It's Christmas.

[CHORUS]
Santa brought nearly every gift on your list
Why whine about the one that he missed?
Don't be a jerk (don't be a jerk) It's Christmas.
It's Christmas!
Don't be a jerk (don't be a jerk) It's Christmas
Don't be a jerk (don't be a jerk) It's Christmas.