[N.C.]FULL LYRICS IN PARENTHESES. Sing them the SECOND time around.
[VERSE 1]
I don't like [A]Jews (w[C#m]ho make and distribute kiddie porn)
Neither should [Bm]you
They're [E]ethically and spiritually poor, that's a fact
I don't like[A] black people (wh[C#m]o risk billions of other peoples' money gambling on future derivatives)
[Bm]It's just not acceptable
There [E]should be some kind of law, that is that
[VERSE 2]
And I get the [C#m]s***s with Inuits [F#m](who find out what job I do and offer me a racist joke or two)
[Bm]They get on my tits, the little bastards [Bm] [C#m] [D] [E]
And [F#m]women (who [E]judge other women for not holding the some views as them vis-a-vis career and mothering)
[D]just make me so mad
Does that make me [E]bad, am I bad?
Is that bad?
[VERSE 3]
And the f***in' [C#m]Italians
I just cannot stand them[F#m] (when they take a dive in the penalty box, denying Australia it's World Cup spot)
[Bm]They really inspire my rancor
[E]Cheating f***ing Italian wankers!
And [A]lesbians and the bicurious
Make me furious [C#m](when their pride parade blocked the traffic flow,
[C#m]when my baby had asthma and had to go to the hospital)
[Bm]It's not their fault, I know, but [E]still... Grr!
[VERSE 4]
And f***in' [C#m]Christians ([F#m]who lean on their horn when my wife is being cautious at an intersection)
[Bm]I just want to punch them in their faces (althou[Bm]gh my[C#m] anger[D] is [E]fleeting. I understand their frustration
[E]She's a little too hesitant)
And I'm not [F#m]comfortable with Muslims on the tube[C#m] (who look over my shoulder when I'm readin')
And I can't [Bm]stand publicly breast-feeding mothers (who s[E]moke[Fdim7] cigarettes while they're feeding)
[VERSE 5]
And I hate [F#m]gays who talk [C#m]camply (during [Bm]the final act of King Lear)
And the fuckin' Chinese make me angry (when they make sham erection potions out of the horns of endangered
Rhinoceri)
[BRIDGE]
I hate the [F#m]rich (who use their wealth as an excuse for bigotry)
I hate the [Fdim7]poor (who use their poverty as an excuse for bigotry)
I hate [A]bitches (who get rabies and try to bite babies)
I hate [B7]whores (who won't accept Visa)
[OUTRO]
I hate A[Bm]fricans (I hate African racists)
I hate J[C#m]apanese (homophobes)
I hate the [D]disabled (I hate disabled rapists)
[C#m]Burmese (and Burmese cats)
Yeah, I don't [Bm]care about your [C#m]color or your [D]creed
I will judge you for no [E]reason [A]
[N.C.][At this point, Tim "realizes" that he's made a mistake]
[N.C.][The song begins again with the full lyrics.]
[VERSE 1]
I don't like [A]Jews (w[C#m]ho make and distribute kiddie porn)
Neither should [Bm]you
They're [E]ethically and spiritually poor, that's a fact
I don't like[A] black people (wh[C#m]o risk billions of other peoples' money gambling on future derivatives)
[Bm]It's just not acceptable
There [E]should be some kind of law, that is that
[VERSE 2]
And I get the [C#m]s***s with Inuits [F#m](who find out what job I do and offer me a racist joke or two)
[Bm]They get on my tits, the little bastards [Bm] [C#m] [D] [E]
And [F#m]women (who [E]judge other women for not holding the some views as them vis-a-vis career and mothering)
[D]just make me so mad
Does that make me [E]bad, am I bad?
Is that bad?
[VERSE 3]
And the f***in' [C#m]Italians
I just cannot stand them[F#m] (when they take a dive in the penalty box, denying Australia it's World Cup spot)
[Bm]They really inspire my rancor
[E]Cheating f***ing Italian wankers!
And [A]lesbians and the bicurious
Make me furious [C#m](when their pride parade blocked the traffic flow,
[C#m]when my baby had asthma and had to go to the hospital)
[Bm]It's not their fault, I know, but [E]still... Grr!
[VERSE 4]
And f***in' [C#m]Christians ([F#m]who lean on their horn when my wife is being cautious at an intersection)
[Bm]I just want to punch them in their faces (althou[Bm]gh my[C#m] anger[D] is [E]fleeting. I understand their frustration
[E]She's a little too hesitant)
And I'm not [F#m]comfortable with Muslims on the tube[C#m] (who look over my shoulder when I'm readin')
And I can't [Bm]stand publicly breast-feeding mothers (who s[E]moke[Fdim7] cigarettes while they're feeding)
[VERSE 5]
And I hate [F#m]gays who talk [C#m]camply (during [Bm]the final act of King Lear)
And the fuckin' Chinese make me angry (when they make sham erection potions out of the horns of endangered
Rhinoceri)
[BRIDGE]
I hate the [F#m]rich (who use their wealth as an excuse for bigotry)
I hate the [Fdim7]poor (who use their poverty as an excuse for bigotry)
I hate [A]bitches (who get rabies and try to bite babies)
I hate [B7]whores (who won't accept Visa)
[OUTRO]
I hate A[Bm]fricans (I hate African racists)
I hate J[C#m]apanese (homophobes)
I hate the [D]disabled (I hate disabled rapists)
[C#m]Burmese (and Burmese cats)
Yeah, I don't [Bm]care about your [C#m]color or your [D]creed
I will judge you for no [E]reason [A]
[N.C.][At this point, Tim "realizes" that he's made a mistake]
[N.C.][The song begins again with the full lyrics.]
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