Je[A]sus was a Jewish philosopher
[E]Had a lot of nice ideas
[F#m]About our existential fears
[A/C#]Much admired by his peers
S[D]hort and Jewish and quite polit[E]ical [F#m] [C#m]
O[D]ften hesitant and very analy[E]tical [F#m] [E]
Pra[A]ise be[D] to Jesu[E]s [A]
Prai[A]se be[D] to Woody [E]Allen Jesus [F#m]
[C#m]Woody All[D]en Jesu[E]s! [A] [E]
[A]Jesus was a great entertainer
D[E]oing cool tricks all of the time
T[F#m]urning water into wine
[A/C#]Making stormy weather fine
Ev[D]en now his stunts co[E]nfound us [F#m] [C#m]
[D]Kinda did what Darren Bro[E]wn does [F#m] [E]
P[A]raise be [D]to Jesus[E] [A]
Pr[A]aise be [D]to magic [E]Woody Allen Jesus [F#m]
Ma[C#m]gic Wood[D]y Allen Jesus! [E] [A] [F]
J[Bb]esus died but then came back to life
S[Eb]o the Holy Bible s[F]aid
K[Gm]inda like in Dawn of the Dead
L[Bb/D]ike a film by Simon Pegg
Tr[Eb]y that these days, you'd be[F] in trouble [Gm] [Dm]
Ge[Eb]eks would try to smack you[F] with a shovel [Gm] [F]
Pr[Bb]aise b[Eb]e to Je[F]sus[Bb]
P[Bb]raise b[Eb]e to Ma[F]gic Woody Allen Zombie
Jes[Gm]us
M[Dm]agic Wood[Eb]y Allen Zombie Je[F]sus! [Bb] [F]
J[Bb]esus ascended into Heaven
H[F]e was an incredible guy
Y[Dm]ou don't often find fellas that fly
Disappear right into the sky [Eb]
A[Eb]nd only once did he use thi[F]s ability [Gm] [Dm]
With gr[Eb]eat power comes great respon[F]sibility [Gm] [F]
P[Bb]raise [Eb]be to Je[F]sus[Bb]
Pr[Bb]aise b[Eb]e to Magi[F]c Woody Allen Zombie
Superman Jesus [Gm]
Jesu[G]s! [G/B]
[C]Jesus' mother gave birth to him
W[G]ithout having sex with a dude
No[Am] , she would never be that rude
N[Em]ever even be nude with a dude
Bre[F]eding without the opposite ge[G]nder is [Am] [Em]
Com[F]monly known as parthenogenes[G]is [Am] [Em]
Ot[F]her animals that don't need males
In[F/G]clude a lot of lizards and various snails
P[C]raise be[F] to Jesus[G] [C]
Pr[C]aise be[F] to Magic W[G]oody Allen Zombie
Superman Komodo Dragon Jesus [Am]
[F]Je[G]sus!
J[Am]esus can communicate with the deceased
[Am/G]Like Psychic Sally
J[Fmaj7]esus lives forever, which is pretty odd
Bu[G]t not as odd as his fetish for drinking blood
J[Bbm]esus is in more than one place at a time
L[Bbm/G#]ike an electron or Schrodinger's feline
[F#maj7]Jesus pulled off that water walking miracle
H[Bbm/G#]e was as handy as an amphibious vehicle
J[Bbm]esus had bare feet, long ha[Bbm/G#]ir, and a beard [F#maj7]
[Bbm/F]But I'm not saying it's me
[F#maj7]I'm not saying that I am Je[G#6]sus
[F#maj7]I'm not saying that I am Je[G#6]sus
[A]I am Jesus!
[D]Praise be [G]to Jesus[A] [D]
[D]Praise be [G]to Woody A[A]llen Jesus [Bm]
[F#m]Woody Allen Jesus[G] ! [A]
[D]Praise be[G] to Magic [A]Woody Allen Zombie Superman Komodo Dragon
Telepathic Vampire Quantum Hovercraft ‘Me’
J[D]esus!
[E]Had a lot of nice ideas
[F#m]About our existential fears
[A/C#]Much admired by his peers
S[D]hort and Jewish and quite polit[E]ical [F#m] [C#m]
O[D]ften hesitant and very analy[E]tical [F#m] [E]
Pra[A]ise be[D] to Jesu[E]s [A]
Prai[A]se be[D] to Woody [E]Allen Jesus [F#m]
[C#m]Woody All[D]en Jesu[E]s! [A] [E]
[A]Jesus was a great entertainer
D[E]oing cool tricks all of the time
T[F#m]urning water into wine
[A/C#]Making stormy weather fine
Ev[D]en now his stunts co[E]nfound us [F#m] [C#m]
[D]Kinda did what Darren Bro[E]wn does [F#m] [E]
P[A]raise be [D]to Jesus[E] [A]
Pr[A]aise be [D]to magic [E]Woody Allen Jesus [F#m]
Ma[C#m]gic Wood[D]y Allen Jesus! [E] [A] [F]
J[Bb]esus died but then came back to life
S[Eb]o the Holy Bible s[F]aid
K[Gm]inda like in Dawn of the Dead
L[Bb/D]ike a film by Simon Pegg
Tr[Eb]y that these days, you'd be[F] in trouble [Gm] [Dm]
Ge[Eb]eks would try to smack you[F] with a shovel [Gm] [F]
Pr[Bb]aise b[Eb]e to Je[F]sus[Bb]
P[Bb]raise b[Eb]e to Ma[F]gic Woody Allen Zombie
Jes[Gm]us
M[Dm]agic Wood[Eb]y Allen Zombie Je[F]sus! [Bb] [F]
J[Bb]esus ascended into Heaven
H[F]e was an incredible guy
Y[Dm]ou don't often find fellas that fly
Disappear right into the sky [Eb]
A[Eb]nd only once did he use thi[F]s ability [Gm] [Dm]
With gr[Eb]eat power comes great respon[F]sibility [Gm] [F]
P[Bb]raise [Eb]be to Je[F]sus[Bb]
Pr[Bb]aise b[Eb]e to Magi[F]c Woody Allen Zombie
Superman Jesus [Gm]
Jesu[G]s! [G/B]
[C]Jesus' mother gave birth to him
W[G]ithout having sex with a dude
No[Am] , she would never be that rude
N[Em]ever even be nude with a dude
Bre[F]eding without the opposite ge[G]nder is [Am] [Em]
Com[F]monly known as parthenogenes[G]is [Am] [Em]
Ot[F]her animals that don't need males
In[F/G]clude a lot of lizards and various snails
P[C]raise be[F] to Jesus[G] [C]
Pr[C]aise be[F] to Magic W[G]oody Allen Zombie
Superman Komodo Dragon Jesus [Am]
[F]Je[G]sus!
J[Am]esus can communicate with the deceased
[Am/G]Like Psychic Sally
J[Fmaj7]esus lives forever, which is pretty odd
Bu[G]t not as odd as his fetish for drinking blood
J[Bbm]esus is in more than one place at a time
L[Bbm/G#]ike an electron or Schrodinger's feline
[F#maj7]Jesus pulled off that water walking miracle
H[Bbm/G#]e was as handy as an amphibious vehicle
J[Bbm]esus had bare feet, long ha[Bbm/G#]ir, and a beard [F#maj7]
[Bbm/F]But I'm not saying it's me
[F#maj7]I'm not saying that I am Je[G#6]sus
[F#maj7]I'm not saying that I am Je[G#6]sus
[A]I am Jesus!
[D]Praise be [G]to Jesus[A] [D]
[D]Praise be [G]to Woody A[A]llen Jesus [Bm]
[F#m]Woody Allen Jesus[G] ! [A]
[D]Praise be[G] to Magic [A]Woody Allen Zombie Superman Komodo Dragon
Telepathic Vampire Quantum Hovercraft ‘Me’
J[D]esus!
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