Christmas Isnt Real Chords & Lyrics - Bill Wurtz

[VERSE 1]

The Ea[D]ster bunny t[A]old me that C[G]hristmas isn't r[D]eal
But Sa[G]nta C[Bm7]laus is still Je[A]sus
The g[D]ift-giving s[A]eason is an i[G]nteresting [D]reason
To make [Em7]everyone f[A]all in l[D]ove

[CHORUS 1]
Ba da [A]dee da da dee do
In a w[Em7]orld full of s[G]now
Ba da d[A]ee da da dee die
With the sp[Em7]irit held up h[G]igh
Ba da d[A]ee ba bee yo bing bwa[Em7]y
Everything f[Bm7]eels so al[G]ive for the v[D]ery first t[A]ime

[VERSE 2]

The E[D]aster bunny g[A]ave me some c[G]oupons I can [D]use
To b[G]uy some l[D]ove for my [A]valentine
Like d[D]ump trucks and d[C]iamonds and r[D]oses and w[A]alnuts
And g[G]ift cards to the d[A]iamond s[D]tore

[BRIDGE]
But those r[Am]oses and diamonds are a[D]ll over the floor
They've g[Am]ot pretty cool prices but I t[D]hink we can lower it
And if [Gm7]you don't enjoy them we'll l[C]et you buy m[Dm]ore
At the d[A#]iamond [Csus4]store

[VERSE 3]
The E[D]aster bunny s[A]howed me that E[G]nglish isn't r[D]eal
And the o[G]nly la[D]nguage is f[A]eelings
It's the Ch[D]ristmas se[A]ason and there's g[G]ifts on the t[D]rees
And the ma[Em7]terial world is n[A]ot en[D]ough

[CHORUS 2]
Ba da d[A]ee da da dee do
In a w[Em7]orld full of dr[G]ones
Ba da d[A]ee da da dee die
And I t[Em7]hink I can f[G]ly
Ba da d[A]i ba bee yo bing bway[Em7]
Everything s[Bm7]eems so ins[G]pired and I c[D]an't seem to f[A]ight it
Ba da [A]do di dee dum wow
London Br[Em7]idge is falling d[G]own
Ba da d[A]o du dun dee
Why is the W[Em7]est Coast on f[G]ire?
Ba da du[A]m dey whey oh dee why h[Em7]ey
Everything l[Bm]ooks so emb[A]rightened

[OUTRO]
The Ea[D]ster Bunny t[A]old me that C[G]hristmas isn't r[D]eal
But S[G]anta Cl[D]aus is still a T[A]witter meme